JOKE OF THE DAY
A man goes to visit his 85-year old grandpa in hospital.
"How are you, grandpa?' he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?' "Just couldn't be better".
"These young nurses really take good care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all - nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring
me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet and that's it.
I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to
question the Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing'" he says.
"I'm told you're giving an 85-year old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely
that can't be true?'
"Oh yes", replies the Sister. " Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup
of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet.
It works wonderfully well.
The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him rolling out of bed".