Congratulations to the happy couple on behalf of everybody (I think) at Money AM !...
Ouf...now that's over let's get on with the funny bits.....I'm telling you now that there will be some serious crumpet at this bash ....and I bet old JC..(James Cameron) can't wait to get his teeth into some of the buffet froid at the knees up do afterwards....

You are sad sometimes RF, i will go for a good dog walk that day.,.

What wedding is this then?

The big do that everybody that's anybody is invited to....it reminds me of the the late great Benny Hill when he was having a bite to eat and was standing on the wedding dress.....

Oh rf... don't be such a girlie -):

Nice to see Ben Fogle getting hitched.

What's the weather forecast for the big day ?......don't tell me ; rain....perhaps....

ben who.....;))

Hur !....looks like we have a lot of republicans here.....cromwell...roundheads and such....

Kate Hamble is a lucky woman.

just think mitz.......it could have been you........

Your right Balerboy I'm going cheap.

I thought royal men liked men.

Only Gay Hussars.

Already suffering from over wedding exposure.....this is on all day......think I'll mow the lawn .....

Enjoy a good and spectacular day, F*** Libia, Iran, Iraq, Chelski.

Fred and Stan won't be posting this morning, they have camped out overnight in one of those twin sleeping bags to catch a sight of the happy couple, no one as told them that Tony and Gorden wasn't invited. Shame it would have been such a gay day for them.

I'll give it 10 years at the most.

I see Aids is exposing himself again.

It is interesting how one projects oneself.

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Good luck to Kate and William, I hope all goes well for them.

Fred

We don't want to know how you project yourself , what you and Stan do in private is your own affair.

Is anything happening in the real world?

i wasn't going to watch but found myself easily sucked in .... we really do pageant and ceremony so very well and we don't get too many on this scale .... nice frock especially the train, even if i don't usually care for satin

Silk underpants for you then

I watched batman begins and then turned over for 5 minutes - the queen didn't even sing the national anthem :-)

Any person that finds negativity in this wedding cannot possess an ounce of romance in their soul!

wonder why skinny

yup - it was a lovely wedding; thought kate looked lovely and her sister especially; beatrice and eugenie their usual bovine and appallingly dressed selves i'm afraid

Dunno who these people are.
Is it over yet?

Aids,

You do seem anally fixated.

Try to have a nice day, I accept you can't help yourself.

Right skinny she did a Cheryl chav Cole.

I can't stand those two fat ginger daughters of Fergie, look like two pigs, and that stupid f****** hat who gets these people ready Elton John, yes he was there and his husband.

David Beckham turned out immaculate and stylish as usual.

All waiting for the kiss scene now, would prefer the bedroom one myself.

Probably go something like ,

"Oh William , would one care to give one one ?"



We having a big party in our pub tabby , starts at 4 all invited ... any excuse :-)

Dil... excuses...120 miles and...............Holidays are coming....holidays are coming....All your parties are in your Pub...dont you like clearing up?

Dil - similar here! cynic - she used to join in the singing on spitting image :-))

Poor old Fred , will someone tell him calling me Aids is not very witty.

" You do seem anally fixated." So would Stan be if you sat on his face with your fat crinkly bottom.

Is it over yet?
Can I come out of my hideaway yet?

Nope, get back in there!

Was I?

OH.
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Missed it all getting my tank loaded up and ready.

Just one little question:-

Did they sign Pre-nuptials.

Why would she..?

Because they have big parties at Buck House and they might steal her family's party supply business.

Just put the TV on and they're still at it.
Come back ground hog day, all is forgiven.

Pretty girl.

That Philip should keep his hands in his pockets.

Prince Phillip looks fit for a 90 year old still tall and upright

How do you know?
Are you his uro-genital consultant?
Or his boyfriend? :-0

Good luck to the couple they didn't ask to be born who they were.

Party , fireworks , live band and entertaimant from 4pm til 1am here in our local ... and up yours to you miserable communist gits who would have done away with what puts the Great in Britain ... regards from the overwhelming majority of the Welsh nation !


If I were them I'd get a Ryanair flight to Benidorm for the honeymoon and have a weekend in Benidorm ....... tried a 50p double but Paddys wouldn't take it (500/1 Ryanair and 100/1 Benidorm) .... work it out for yourselves :-)


Have a good un Wills and Kate .




Oi tabby how my MDX shares looking ?

If your not interested in the Royal wedding piss off back to the land of the talking bollocks.

As the old saying goes if you want to act like a twat wear a silly hat.

Perhaps like you, they can't help themselves.

Will keep the mosquitoes at bay that's for sure with those hats...! ...what on earth do they do with them afterwards ? send back to hollywood ?...anyway the wedding was superb : you have to say that....

One of the biggest cheers from the crowds was reserved for Cameron as he arrived at the Abbey. He paused and waved at the crowd and then got an even bigger cheer.

i am afraid both beatrice and eugenie have the same fashion sense as their mother, though why on earth no one has got hold of them and taught them he basic rudiments of colour and what suits, goodness only knows

and who convinced TPT that wearing a hat that pointed straight at her coke-wrecked nose was a good idea?

Anyone else out there other than me, who has just joined the PFAAS?



PFAAS - 'Pippa's Fantastic Arse Appreciation Society'

Hmmm?

And are they getting enough?

Hmmm? Probably they are.

Seeing as how they have just put the Honeymoon on the 'Things to Do - Temporarily Postponed' list.

Anyhow, that's me: 194th down and 756th from the left:

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Did you not hear the cheer for Queen Elton, from the YMCA chaps.

Look at this dirty bastard in the church yesterday.

T Mobile Royal Wedding Video

Exec - With you mate Pippas Arse is magnificent :O) For me personally, on the big day chose to play company golf match which I won 4@2. Not because I am unpatriotic or Anti-Royal, was a good opportunity. Questioned the mentality of people who chose to line the Mall, camping out overnight for even a briefest glimpse of the happy couple, but hey horses for courses, they would probably question my mentality (in the distant past) queing overnight for a Cup Final ticket outside Goodison Park. Watched the highlights on telly last night, fabulous. In 1997, any
parent amongst us who witnessed the forlorn spectacle of William and Harry walking behind the coffin of theire Mother would have to have wooden hearts not to appreciate the happiness of the occassion. Can't help thinking that Harry(what a great character) in days of yore would have made an excellant clown, court jester and wouldn't be at all surprised to learn that he had nipped behind the Abbey for a quick spliff!

To all Republicans, Communists and especially the SNP may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ar..h...s. Rule Brittania :O)

I like the smile of Philip's face.

Spliffed!

nah, he'd just caught a glimpse of Kate getting out of the car with her bazooca's fully excited....... mentioned on Graham norton's show too.,.

Back door beauty for sure.

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lol

You don't here much about Kate's sister so in the words of Samuel Jackson...you could say "break out the Pippa man"....get it "beeper"..."Pippa".....oh dear !...bang goes the knighthood....

I think Harry gave her one.

That Princess William (just how ridiculous a name can you get, though it neatly tries to subsume her identity into the Windsor family firm) looked anorexic and bulimic to me.
Can't wait till Max Clifford handles the PR side of the divorce for her.

Won't happen, landofbollocks.

LOL