Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

They certainly are, choco, but Heaven knows what sort of response you're going to get to this thread, especially with that epic :-)

For those old grumps like me who still have a twinkle in their eye, and can appreciate a tasteful view or two, I suggest a visit to the gallery at http://www.domai.com.

Just remember to take your BP pills first :-)

The thread title sorta kinda attracted me like a magnet!!!! :-)

Yes, girls are gorgeous! There are six nice ones, one of whom Mrs Greystone might well know, HERE

;-)

I'm not sure this was the sort of reaction Choci was after but it is probably not what she wants to see.......

Or me either, for that.

'Tis a family show guys so let's try to avoid the full frontals. (I'm sure Mrs Greystone must have recognised one of Doc's fantasy girls above, cos she almost blushed.....when looking over my shoulder to see how much I was really working..)

How about a quick edit or two before one of the meanie moderators takes out their axes! ;-)

G.

Doc.......Thanks. Wish Mr G knew her too... ;-)

I doubt if any editing is needed, is it? we are all adult here and able to draw our own conclusions. I think the women here already know what a bunch of predictable sad old men a lot of us are and I expect they also know how to deal with us. Anyway I am sure anyone who is offended will say so I would not be surprised if a few 'balancing' pictures get posted as well ;-)

One thing though, I would like to know how Doc managed to get that picture of all my girfriends together at once?

Doc : No editing needed. However a quick trim might be in order for one of them!

one day when I have FINALLY got to the end of my diet - I know there is a gorgeous me trying to get out! hopefully then I can join the GAG club!! choccy - how do you stay so slim?

;-)
SM

There's a gorgeous you out already, SM.
Me, slim? Plenty of exercise :)

choco cant see you on that website....?

choccy - I guess it must be well wrapped up!

SM

A smut thread Treble will be pleased!

Girls are evil btw:)

Boys Stuff

You filthy lot, have some respect please!!!!

Girls should be covered up and kept in the dark until they are required for washing up or sex. I am truly disgusted by the lot of you.

-poochy-

Is your real name John McCririck by any chance? Didn't know they had computer access in Big Bro ;0)

mrs niggle

This could be John McCririck. It might even be Jackie. Could it be Jackie.....?

Yes Choccy - i look gorgeous tonite ...but ive lost my glasses and the mirror is steamed up.....

No worries there, amberj - Scrip'll find them and post 'em back to you. :)

Like he did yours then? Hope he sends my clothes as well, I can't find those either after my shower....

(sigh)

You will when you get your specs back, amberj ;)

K - You say it best, when you say nothing at all!

Too right..

Bushwacked:)

this thread is lacking something, chocolat, where were we ??

The girlies are busy getting even more gorgeous, Addo :)

you're fine the way you are. When do you have a free weekend ?

Girls Are Gorgeous Given Intriguing Naughty Goings-on 4 InsTance.

This was in today's Daily Sport crossword. I always find that particular heavyweight newspaper sets very difficult clues. The quiz master is someone called Addo.

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;)

Lol, I got my Viagra shirt on this morning, too much starch on it.

chocolat has the mirrored thong on, so I hear

Chocolat, please answer me

Blimey - I did that without moving a finger.. :)

Choccie you've never spoken a truer word, I'm still convalescing from October :-)

I detect the evil hand of Satan - he moves in mysterious ways .......

choclat, you will not need to move a finger, I will do it all for you :-))

I am sure you'll be fine

Is this another clue, mg?
I love crosswords :)

And Sputtie - I'm still enjoying the effects of your xmas pressie ;)

12. across "overworked postman"........


how many letters ??


1000's LOL

It's the alter-ego you wish you'de never had (Cryptic - 9 letters - first letter B)

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Quick Crossword - He loves to charge if in the red but also likes to do things together.

;)

The sign of satan...and horny too...no prizes for guessing the answer :)

Hey Addo - who's your postman then? ;)

Just giggling at Addo's loose use of HTML. Naughty Boy

fancy a trip to Mauritius? I am going there a fortnight tomorrow :-)

Bullie, am I going to be banned ?

Choccie, you tell em girl, what i want to know is, if these guys are so good at satisfying us and taking proper care of ladies needs, than why are vibrator sales at a record high:-)

mmmmmmmm that might keep the male species quiet for a bit,
and theyve now made waterproff ones, so can play in the bath too now, and i bet it was a bloke who invented it :-)

Edit, probably to rude, and i promised to keep my good head on:-)

ruth dont knock it i sell duracells in bulk ..got the local female market sewn up..they come to me for there fix.........got my db9 on order...
cheers girls :)

mos,can you post me 16 pencil batteries please:-)

16....u must have the all terrain model..on there way....:)

Mos, im a modern girl, ive got all sorts of varieties:-)

well iam sending a 20ft container up the m1,i think chocco`s in your area,she prob split the load with you.....:).......

Mos,:-)splitting the load?,and a container full too;-),not sure how how to read into that;-)or is it only me with a rude mind,:-)
right im off before i get banned;-)

sales are up, because they are easier to buy and more widely available.

A vibrator is not a substitute for men, it's an accessory to one

Addo, who are you trying to kid;-)wake up, smell the gravy,
supply and demand:-)if there was no use for em, they wouldnt have been invented would they?

They're a great assistant for the main event!

Edit : I consider myself a new age man with all this pleasing women & stuff! Wish I'd have known about it when I wuz 16, I reckon would have had more success!

Ruth, slappers perhaps

Addo: Are you calling my missus a slapper? The first one maybe but this one's alright!

:-)

Addo,its 2005, women have evolved:-)
7th Floor, when you were proposing to me the other day, u didnt tell me you was already on yer second,;-)bloody hell, ide be yer third, ;-)
3rd time lucky hey, or unlucky some would say;-)

Ruth

Yeh but I've learn't a lot over the years. Loads of toys, handcuffs and .... especially for you ... a very comfortable gag.

Only joking! Honest!

:-)

7th floor, :-)
right time for a nice relaxing evening in,catching up on the soaps, its what us women do:-)catch u all tomm.

I probably know more about the subject than you do, not being a woman (haha)

Chocolat, come to my rescue will you please. I am being brow beaten over a buzzer.

Oh no Ruths in here now ;-) Steph will be along next with her bunny !

Oh I hope so, Spacie - the more the merrier. ;)

Just trying to work out, Addo, if you've invited all the gorgeous girlies to Mauritius, or just Bullie.. :)

If Bullie is going I'm in - he is well known for using his head in all matters speculative ;)

Any room for a small one Big ADDO - I don't need too much to keep me happy - BUT I'm not coming if it involves Steph's Rabbit. A boy's gotta draw the line somewhere.

And if the GIRLS ARE GORGEOUS then there are bound to be plenty of distractions for your BoysRUs impression - sweetiepie

chocolat, just you, Bullie is not my type, whereas you are

Here it is chocolat

I guess that is before the Tsunami wiped it out?

Must be because I've got more hair than he has, Addo ;)

Is this the new lap dancing club?

I shall sit down and await the gorgeous girls!

All the gorgeous girls are over in the T Rooms, trying to rescue someone stuck in the bushes with scratches all over his arse....know who i mean GD?

The Tsunami didn't affect this place. it's SWW Mauritius.

I like ladies who play hard to get............But are secretly gagging for it with a man of means, personality, humour and charisma LOL (wonder how many will read this.............hehehehehe

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy young man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for 20 -- on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was.

The young man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, then slowly removed from her purse a 20 note, which she pressed into the young man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, meaningfully whispered ...
"Paint my house."

amberjane, the thing is aj is that i'm still hanging around in the bushes and you never came to pull me off!

Well that's you doggies all over....roll over and expect to have your tummy rubbed. ;)

Who invented euphemisms?

Sorry Poochy, I'm coming.....mustav got waylaid, hope the cold hasnt done any lasting damage

One night a man rolls over in bed and cuddles his wife. she says "not tonight darling, I have a gynaecologist's appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh and clean". The man feels rejected and rolls back over and tries to go to sleep. He can't and a few minutes later, he rolls over again and asks his wife, "do you have a dentists's appointment too?"

Sat opposite a blond on the train this morning, bloody lovely she was

eye contact jeff ...?

nah, her book was more interesting than looking at me. I suppose the fact that she had a book probably meant she might be a blond with a couple of brain cells

Which way up was it?

might not of been her book...jeff..!

Jeff, was she using wax crayons or felt tips?

Sorry, but I did not take too much notice of the book. Her felt tips were rather nice tho

always a give away...once jeff was on the tube and by honest accident,was looking up a ladys skirt opp....when i eyes meet she gave me such a look mate
well emarressed and we both got off @ same stop,could of melted..learnt my lesson..bght a paper after that

Can't think why they wear a short skirt if they don't want at least one fella to look up it.

:-)

By the way, has anyone noticed how most ladies become really accomplished at aiming "the best angle for someone to look up their skirt to check out their panties" away from the optimum angle of potential gaze for the guy or TV camera opposite?

I know this sounds a bit pervy but here goes

Have you noticed they sit all tight legged but as soon as they fall asleep the legs start to open.

Hmm...but at least they don't fart.

Oh yes they do. Everyone's digestion process produces gas of some sort. In fact, on average, a person produces about half a liter of fart gas per day, distributed over an average of about fourteen daily farts.

Facts on ladies' farts

If they are also brave, really gorgeous girls could try this:

Take a bath readily prepared with a lighter and with the lights out.
Fart.
When the bubbles reach the top, have the lighter waiting to explode them.
It looks really good in the dark. And they don't smell because you've burned all the gas fumes.

PS. Don't tell anyone.

Men can keep a secret but can't keep a fart in.

Women can keep a fart in, but can't keep a secret.

And I thought the wife took matches into the bathroom to light the candles.

docproc...bet there`s never a dull moment in your house...lol

Himmelfahrt:)

good game,who can blow the candle out,or use a lighter,best after 8 pints and a chicken madras ;-))

steve

was that a hAIRY arse (_!_)

ladies we are so near yet so far.......

-*
Title: The perfect day



THE PERFECT DAY FOR HER
8.15 - Wake up to hugs and kisses
8.30 - Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
8.45 - Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner
9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil
10.00 - Light work out at club with handsome funny personal trainer
10.30 - Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12.00 - Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12.45 - Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notices she has gained 7kg
1.00 - Shopping with friends, unlimited credit
3.00 - Nap
4.00 - Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card id from secret admirer
4.15 - Light work out at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
5.30 - Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full length mirror
7.30 - Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners/dancers
10.00 - Hot shower (alone)
10.50 - Carried to bed . . . (freshly ironed, crisp, new, white linen)
11.00 - Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
11.15 - Fall asleep in his big strong arms
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THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM
6.00 - Alarm
6.15 - sex
6.30 - Massive satisfying dump while reading the sports section
7.00 - Breakfast: rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by naked chicks with big tits
7.30 - Limo arrives
7.45 - Several Whiskeys en-route to airport
9.15 - Flight in personal Lear Jet
9.30 - Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9.45 - Play front nine (2 under)
11.45 - Lunch Pie, chips and gravy, 3 beers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12.15 - sex
12.30 - Play back nine (4 under)
2.15 - Limo back to the airport (Several Whiskeys)
2.30 - Fly to Monte Carlo
3.30 - Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
4.30 - Land world record Marlin (1234lbs) - on light tackle
5.00 - Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle McPherson
6.45 - Shit, Shower and Shave
7.00 - Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marajuana and porn legalized
7.30 - Dinner: lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by Icecream served on a pair of tits
9.00 - Napoleon Brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch international match of the day;England beat Wales 31-0
9.30 - Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies) 9.31
11.00 - Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
11.30 - A nightcap blowjob
11.45 - In bed alone
11.50 - A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room

My better half informs me that Fern 'n Whatisname on G' morning Breakfast were discussing vibrators, spicing up your sex life (with the wife I s'pose), dressing to thrill (Fern Brittan??) and other rudie stuff. All on daytime TV folks.

Where will it all end? Me m-in-law must had a heart attack (fingers crossed)!

Modern Britain eh?

LUV IT!

Brilliant Mos-ROFLMAO-Playing Dixie no probs-whatever key you want!

Through a comb, Son?

yes very good mostrader, but not completly correct! i like sex at 6:48 as well.

sorry golddog....:)

The owner of a gasoline station in Tattnall County, Georgia was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a billboard showing "FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP!"
Soon a local young man, Jim filled his tank, and then asked for his free sex.
The owner told him "pick a number froom 1 to 10; if you pick the right number, you will get your free sex." Jim picked the numner 8, and the gas station owner said, "You were close. The number was 7. Sorry, no sex this time."
A week later Jim, along with his buddy Bill, pulled into the station. Jim filled his gas tank, and again asked for his free sex. The station owner gave him the same story again, and asked him to guess a
number. This time, Jim guessed 2. The station owner said, "Sorry, the correct number was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time."
As they were driving away from the gasoline station, Jim said to Bill, "I think that game is rigged, and he doesn't really give away free sex."
Bill replied, "No it ain't rigged Jim. My wife won twice last week."

Top Ten things men understand about women

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says it all chaps just no point trying

girls ill admit to most of the below.......


Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television remote control in my hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I'll miss a whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by holding a calculator.

Because I'm a guy, when I lock my keys in the car I will fiddle with a wire clothes hanger and ignore your suggestions that we call a road service until long after hypothermia has set in. Oh, and when the car isn't running very well, I will pop the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If another guy shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink beer.

Because I'm a guy, when I catch a cold I need someone to bring me soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You never get as sick as I do, so for you this isn't an issue.

Because I'm a guy, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at the store, like milk, or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic items like "Cumin" or "Tofu." For all I know these are the same thing. And never, under any circumstances, expect me to pick up anything for which "feminine hygiene product" is a euphemism.

Because I'm a guy, when one of our appliances stops working I will insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it back together.

Because I'm a guy, I don't think we're all that lost, and no, I don't think we should stop and ask someone. Why would you listen to a complete stranger--how the heck could HE know where we're going?

Because I'm a guy, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about. The answer is always either sex or football, though I have to make up something else when you ask, so don't.

Because I'm a guy, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for mother's day is ok, I don't need to see it. Did you remember to pick up something for my mom, too?

Because I'm a guy, I am capable of announcing, "one more beer and I really have to go," and mean it every single time I say it, even when it gets to the point that the one bar closes and my buddies and I have to go hunt down another. I will find it increasingly hilarious to have my pals call you to tell you I'll be home soon, and no, I don't understand why you threw all my clothes into the front yard. What's the connection?

Because I'm a guy, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie. Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't.

Because I'm a guy, yes, I have to turn up the radio when Bruce Springsteen or The Doors comes on, and then, yes, I have to tell you every single time about how Bruce had his picture on the cover of Time and Newsweek the same day, or how Jim Morrison is buried in Paris and everyone visits his grave. Please do not behave as if you do not find this fascinating.

Because I'm a guy, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of shoes is fine. With the belt or without it looks fine. Your hair is fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?

Because I'm a guy and this is, after all, the new millennium, I will share equally in the housework. You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and the dishes. I'll do the rest.

Is this a one-man crusade, mos?

Because I'm a girlie, I've never needed to worry about fixing a flat tyre... just get out of the car and start walking - works every time.

And because I'm a girlie, I know we wouldn't have been lost at all if I'd been driving.

And, oh - because I'm a girlie, I know how to fix an appliance - hiding the remote control is the obvious ploy...but there are others. ;)

Oh Choccie such Porky Pies,

I know for a fact you can't even remember where you have parked your car.

You couldn't phone for help for the flat tyre, because you wouldn't be able to remember where your mobile is.



When stopped on Princess Street Manchester the police said to Choccie " This is a one-way Madam" and Choccie said "But I'm only going one-way"

I've got to admit women are good drivers, it's just the stopping and parking they have trouble with :-)

Tin Hat on, waiting for the Exorcet.

choccie ,always goes one way..::)

Yes. Just like the thread header says....

"Girls are gorgeous"

We love 'em to bits. :-)

You're such a tell-tale, Sputtie :)

Right, I want a list of names of all those on here who qualify as "girls".

No fibbing now ladies!

OK I'll start.

chocolat
DocProc
Kayak

any others?

i cried like a girl,when take that split up...does that count:)

Well, I did think once or twice about shaving my legs and actually, my wife suggested I try out an epilator, which I duly did - for 0.05 seconds. Aaaargh!!

Oh, and 'ET' always makes me cry, particularly the bit when it turns out he hasn't actually died.

Well Lads you seem to be getting in touch with your feminine side. A friends daughter works for Thames Water and they are having a problem with high levels of estrogen in Londons water, so remember after it has been through the system 7 times and is non biodegradable, you might not be the only gay at the party drinking water.

Pink dresses on Thursdays is what counts, mos ;)

It's just a graphic!

but yummy yummy.

It's almost spring and girls are starting to show their belly buttons.....

I've just thrown breakfast, Mike! ;-))

The lady obviously didn't....oh my, she is gorgeous!

Bullshare, this is a 'girls are gorgeous' thread, not 'girls that make you heave' thread.

Mike thats a not a picture of that woman you were with at the xmas party in 2003 is it? she looks worse that I remember her, but she didnt have so many cloths on then ;-)

Lunchbox anyone ?

spacie.... were you monitoring my brain upstairs in the Dutch coffee house last night?:-)

I take it you skipped lunch today, Spacie.

Jules, we have the power...

Chocolat, fraid I did not my type of lunch ;-)

The bloke second from the right looks as though he might have something other than cycling on his mind ?

Speechless for once :-)

This poster licks thumb and then thumbs breast of shirt with great pride.

:-)

Driving Test Question

You are driving along a two lane road with a NO PASSING sign posted,
and come upon a bicycle rider. Do you follow this slow-moving bicycle rider
for the next 2 miles, or do you break the law and pass?


Which is the correct choice?

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Why take unnecessary risks?

Colin, one day you will learn how to post pitures or whatever ;-)

Tim,one day you will learn how to spell (pictures)not pitures :-)))

would luv to park me bike in there....

Colin, Thats a hard one !

Sputters, you know im camera shy, you promised that any pics you took of me where for personal use only?

on a serious note, if i had an arse that nice i think ide be selling it to the highest bidder on ebay:-)

Guys...you've got it all wrong.
That is a dyke on a bike, whistling at the gorgeous girlie on the sidewalk, who is, of course, playing hard to get. ;)

Don't give a monkeys if she's a dyke or not.

That's the peachiest sets of cheeks I've seen in many a year. ;-))

That's the upside of being a girlie, BigA.
We never have a bad bum day. ;)

I'm sure I was behind her (as it were) driving through Menlo Park, California . . .

Evening, choccie.

I saw this...



...and thought of Ian

Is that a cat flap or a mobile phone holder, complete with miniature telephone directory pouch?

Nah!

I've got it. It's a Flavoured Jelly Bean dispenser. I suppose what flavour you get will be totally at random.

Glads its an "Ian"
You`d never catch me in something like that;)

Bet ya would! ;-))

agree with Al - Iain wouldnt be able to run very fast without tripping over the boa.

The 'i' must've got stuck in the catflap :P

So anyway ... anyone for gorgeous?

Please remember to acquaint yourselves with the terms and conditions in the header ;)

;-))))))))))))))))))))))))

Never mind gorgeous. I'd just settle for a woman like this.....

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink....you want some more?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to the fantasy channel.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Let's go down to the shopping center so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too!
14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
16. No, no... I'll take the car to have the MOT done.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new golf clubs.
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go to the strip club with the guys... it's a great stress reliever.
20. Oh come on... what do you say we get a good porno move, a crate of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not shopping again. Let's go to that new strip club!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the baby's night feedings.
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!

That is just so outrageous, Isaacs!


I mean, it's far too cold for bare skins :P

Quite right, Choccie, stick to the fluffy dressing gown.

Can she cook?

Isaacs;-) what u like, PMSL
I was doing a bit of maths and adding up how many of those 25 ide be able to say to Mick and really mean it;-)

LOL. So how many did you get? I might consider divorce for somebody in the 20-25 range.

Ruth, any advance on 1 ;-)

(I mean how many, not #1!)

Let me guess5...11...13.it must be a struggle from there on

Im definately in the 20-25 range,;-)
But i definately wouldnt paint the house;-)
and i would never say his mother was better than mine-)

Isaacs, youve just hit the nail on the head without even realising it;-)
the clue is in your post 153, "divorce"
The idea is not to get married in the first place cause that automtomatically makes most of the 25 null and void by default;-)

Why do you think brides are always smiling when they are walking down the aisle?
cause they know they have already done their last blow job;-)))

Has your nose started to grow

Not yet;-)

LOL Ruth but things aren't quite that grim. Perhaps the benefit of an Asian wife rather than one of you dodgy (Northern) English birds ;)

After seeing that Tina on Celebrity Big Brother if most of you Northerners are like that wouldn't want a blow job anyway........retreats rapidly to take cover....

Isaccs, you know im just pulling your leg, ;-)
whats wrong with us dodgy northern english birds,
Choccie, come and help me;-)

hey,Tina was a scouser, ;-) they are only borderline northerners;-)

I now have a Thai wife who is my life. The other two money grabbing, cheating, lying, stuck up Northern bitches are back where I found them. For me white aint right.

Tina hmmmm.nice little catch for someone.how about a trawler man

I think a Sperm Whale is more appealing

There's nowt wrong with us Ruthie - and well they know it ;)

Sticking with binning no. 6 though.
The boys would think I was barking :)

You are all lovely
Tina is not from your raceshe shouted at Coolio know f****** man will ever f****** talk to me like f****** thatat which Coolio repliedI just did
Then Michelles comparing Tina to Princess Fiona from Shrek!classics

Choccie;-)
Clubman, thats a little bit harsh.Not all women are like that,Most of the women i know are really decent ,loyal, good wifes and mothers,regardless of colour , race ,nationality,its whats inside that counts surely?

Thai woman are brought up with the values of marriage being, love, honour, and obey can you see any woman in the UK obey their man.

two money grabbing, cheating, lying, stuck up Northern bitches .... doesn't say much for you either; after all you decided that having shagged them for a while that you were in love (lust) and should marry them ..... perhaps you did not match up to much either

Ruth - he didn't say all women :-) Right coat and pub!

This thread is a lot more fun than the Gaza one. Wonder if Fred has any views on this he might want to share.

Not unless all criteria are met first before posting on this thread :P

whoops ... i'd better delete myself then

There are exceptions ;)

But then rule 37 applies - you're not wearing white socks are you?

it's just the (tongue) lashing and bondage you enjoy .... at least being blindfolded you can no longer see who is the perpetrator

The last time I played blind man's buff, I came to a very sticky end :P

Got your comeuppance then:)

perhaps no freudian slip at all ..... choccie really did mean she played with the blind man in the buff - maybe even both of them!

Skinny,;-) i know i was just politely implying there was some good wife material amongst the white english female species;-)but after clubmans last post im taking my polite head back off;-)

Clubman, please tell me its a joke and your just pulling our leg,
love honour and obey? can i see any woman in the uk obeying their man like a Thai woman would ,wtf is all that about?
Sorry i see men and women as equal, a woman should not have to obey a man and vise versa,were in modern times not the stoneages,,thats a really crappy attitide thinking a woman should obey, maybe thats how the Thai do things , but in England its not, and sorry to be so blunt but if thats how see women, there to obey you, is it really any wonder youve had 2 wifes and both have gone onto lie,cheat and grabbed your money,it cant have been much fun for them can it being married to someone who saw themself as superior to them,maybe they saw it as retribution for all this must obey crap ,
No one forced you up the aisle, have you ever thought you might have been the problem not them?

Perhaps....we could have some pictures of them garrrrlls (west country accent)....don't often seen those sorrrts wherrre I come frommm !....or we could place some ads here.....like golden oldie looking forrrr some nice bit of crumpet heerrre !.

Errrrm ...

who started this anyway?

Dunno. I'm keeping a low profile.