Ruth
- 26 Jul 2005 13:32
Think its time us north westers got together for another night out again ,
as always any newcomers especially welcome, please post here if your interested in attending, just a casual night out ,always a good laugh as well as trading ideas etc,
proposing to meet in the old monkey pub again at 7-30pm, followed by a chinese buffet accross the road at peking court on princess street at 9pm,
Ruth
Shogun
Vivid
Sputnik
CC
Ced
Sherif
Choccie
Bosley
skg83239
Steph
Sputnik
- 27 Jul 2005 13:41
- 2 of 99
Ruth
- 27 Jul 2005 14:21
- 3 of 99
Sputters :-)
cedmarsden
- 28 Jul 2005 11:46
- 4 of 99
I look forward to seeing you all, thanks Ruth.Ced
chocolat
- 31 Jul 2005 22:04
- 5 of 99
I'm coming too Ruthie - so long as your dinner's on Sputtie ;)
...and what's Vivid put his money on this time?
bosley
- 31 Jul 2005 22:20
- 6 of 99
ruth, where is the old monkey pub?
chocolat
- 31 Jul 2005 22:22
- 7 of 99
Ruth
- 31 Jul 2005 22:31
- 8 of 99
Choccie:-) i owe Sputters a meal, god knows how i went from 2 meals up to owing 2 meals in one afternoon, but i hve got a nice pressie for Sputters,
youll love it;-)
Bosley, are you attending?
chocolat
- 31 Jul 2005 22:43
- 9 of 99
Oh I can't wait Ruthie.
D'you think I should ask Sputtie to pick me up again - his nerves might not take it otherwise ;)
And I've found his navigational skills are pretty lacking...
Ruth
- 31 Jul 2005 22:50
- 10 of 99
Choccie, i reckon hede be more than happy to pick you up:-)
his navigation skills are crap, but he knows his way round the village ok, ;-)
even the one way streets:-)
right time for my beauty sleep, see ya all tommorrow.
bosley
- 31 Jul 2005 22:54
- 11 of 99
cheers, i think i know where it is. i will do my best as i would love to chat to more experienced people, learn new things.
Ruth
- 01 Aug 2005 07:22
- 12 of 99
Bos, always a great night out, and newcomers always made very welcome,
i will add you to the list, could you please post again if you cant make it,
stevieweebie
- 01 Aug 2005 14:19
- 13 of 99
Ruth
Gutted I cant come.
Only in Bury and always up for a good time.
Going on hols on the friday though, spose I could cancel the hols....Nah I'll catch you next time, have a great nite and dont end up down anal treat, oops sorry canal street.
Lol
Stevie
Ruth
- 01 Aug 2005 14:32
- 14 of 99
Stevie, look foward to meeting next time,
our sputters quiet likes the village:-)
skg83239
- 01 Aug 2005 15:47
- 15 of 99
Ruth
I like to join the NW gathereing, can you put my name down. I too am always keen to learn new things.
skg
Ruth
- 01 Aug 2005 16:05
- 16 of 99
SKG, consider it done,
look forward to meeting up,
shogun
- 01 Aug 2005 18:38
- 17 of 99
skg83239 Be carefull letting this lot know you are into learning new things, they are a twisted lot, They will have you prancing around the woods in a fairies outfit, looking for elementals.
Last time Angela told John to find a stream and look for a undine, but john thought she said go to the stream in your undies
CC
- 01 Aug 2005 19:44
- 18 of 99
M0872 - Fire Elemental - 100gms
Made of soft supple latex rubber these elasticated Domino Eye masks are washable, adjustable, light-weight, and comfortable - allowing you to talk, eat, drink and breath with total freedom
Of course the only way you can see an elemental is if you put a mask on it
CC
- 01 Aug 2005 19:53
- 19 of 99
Elementals are creatures mad eup of one of the four elements.
elementals are fiece creatures to deal with.
Especially if you can't see them. ;-))
markusantonius
- 01 Aug 2005 19:56
- 20 of 99
Guys,
How often do you hold these ensembles? I read this post for the first time yesterday and Bosley has just mentioned it to me on another thread. I am Midlands based these days but family live up in the NW and I am a frequent visitor.
Too short notice for this week, sadly. But if anyone would keep me in the loop as to the next one then great? Met a dozen others at the Money-AM Golf Event in Longcliffe which was a brilliant day's entertainment mixing it with like minded people on the same wavelength! So please do keep me informed (with a bit of notice!) next time.......
Cheers,
Markus.
chocolat
- 01 Aug 2005 20:06
- 21 of 99
You can thank Bullie for throwing the thread over to the investors' side - Ruthie never visits ;) We generally meet up every month, Markus. I guess if you survived an mg-encounter you'll have a fair idea of what to expect with us lot :)
Fundamentalist
- 01 Aug 2005 20:10
- 22 of 99
Ruth
thanks as always for organising - not able to make it as will be in the middle of a two day removal for a friend (and getting pissed after night one would not be a wise move lol) - cant get out of it as i need him to help with mine later in the month!!!
Markus
if youre planning to come up for one of these let me know and we can organise 18 holes first if youre interested
Ruth
- 01 Aug 2005 20:15
- 23 of 99
markus, we usually meet about every 4 to 6 weeks, always a great night out,
usually lots of banter, lots of laughter, and a bit of trading talk thrown in too
oh and of course, legendary, Steph usually gets p*ssed:-)
CC:-)
chocolat
- 01 Aug 2005 20:19
- 24 of 99
Hey Ruthie - is Steph coming this time?
Ruth
- 01 Aug 2005 20:39
- 25 of 99
Choccie, i hope so, :-)
markusantonius
- 01 Aug 2005 20:52
- 26 of 99
Hey, so much feedback so soon - that's what I miss most - the Northern banter! I notice the thread has no EPIC so if Ruth could email me say a fortnight before the next ensemble then great.
Choc - MG probably doesn't know this yet but Predateur has invited him to play golf at my place in a fortnight's time. I met him (very briefly) at the Golf Event Day at Longcliffe - a bit of a laugh (Brummie?), as I recall!
Fundy, yes to golf in Manc. land, of course (or in Southport, if you prefer?). Trust your leg-? injury has sufficiently recovered?
BFN,
Markus.
skg83239
- 01 Aug 2005 21:00
- 27 of 99
shogun
Unfortunately I have got to the point in the knowledge pyramid where I know I know so little that what I know is irelevent. If someone claims to know something I try to hide my credit cards. I have built up so many years of experience as the result of gullibility. I am looking forward to searching for these elementals while disguised is a fairy.
skg
chocolat
- 01 Aug 2005 23:31
- 29 of 99
One of you must've been hammered if you thought mg was a Brummie, Markus ;)
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 07:44
- 30 of 99
Markus .will do:-)
SKG, dont worry, everything apart from the meal and beer is free,:-)
leave yer credit cards at home:-)
Dont have to look far for the fairy, hes called Sputnik;-)
Iain, its a Thursday night, wake up lad,:-)
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 07:59
- 31 of 99
Choccie, Stephie is coming;-)
Sputnik
- 02 Aug 2005 08:15
- 32 of 99
On your broomstick Ruthie, you just can't stand losing the bet.:-)
SKG - If you want a free meal just have Ruth a bet , she never wins :-)
Choccie - I know your only joking :-)
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 09:43
- 34 of 99
Sputters, revenge will be sweet:-), she who laughs last laughs loudest:-)
Iain, throw a sickie:-) and i will personally nurse you through the hangover:-)
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 11:24
- 36 of 99
if i said topless. would it tempt you to join us :-)
Sputnik
- 02 Aug 2005 12:05
- 37 of 99
I'm canceling then :-)
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 12:18
- 38 of 99
Sputters, you cant, ive got a lovely pressie for you:-)
chocolat
- 02 Aug 2005 12:21
- 39 of 99
Told you he'd get nervous Ruthie
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 12:43
- 40 of 99
Choccie, and i thought he had bottle:-)
Sputnik
- 02 Aug 2005 13:00
- 41 of 99
Not if your going topless, I've seen Choccie topless in the hammock.
You two topless could put a man off his Bombay Duck :-)
chocolat
- 02 Aug 2005 13:05
- 42 of 99
Oh goodie - that's more duck for us.
Just keep taking the sherbet :)
Oh and don't forget...Stephie's coming too :))
Ruth
- 02 Aug 2005 13:27
- 43 of 99
Choccie, u tell him girl, and i will have his portion of duck:-)
markusantonius
- 02 Aug 2005 13:51
- 44 of 99
Choccie - re your earlier post - just out of interest - are we talking about the same "MG" here / 14-ish handicap golfer with a tash, always laughing and joking, as I recall?
chocolat
- 02 Aug 2005 22:18
- 45 of 99
Marcus - just had a quick look in my album.
That was then..
...and this is now
He only ever talks about handcuffs usually.
Was he wearing white socks again?
markusantonius
- 02 Aug 2005 22:39
- 46 of 99
Jeez** *****t! What am I letting myself into on one of these NW nights?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You're all barking mad, by the sounds of it!
Actually Chockie, he must have been wearing white socks because that is the protocol at all golf clubs these days, i.e. R & A Rules state that: "White calf length stockings mush be worn whilst wearing tailored knee-length shorts..." [fact].
Don't know about the blue shorts though!
chocolat
- 03 Aug 2005 00:39
- 47 of 99
Tailored, Marcus??
No way is this the same man.
The only tailored thing about mg is his wallet...even he can't undo the stitches ;)
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 06:23
- 48 of 99
Marcus: No, you have described MG's cell mate at Winson Green prison Hospital Wing. MG, is a very very short chap who keeps banging on about mining stocks and the moon and tide affecting stocks:-)
Boyse
- 03 Aug 2005 07:23
- 49 of 99
sorry wrong thread
Boyse
- 03 Aug 2005 07:26
- 50 of 99
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Boyse
- 03 Aug 2005 07:28
- 51 of 99
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Boyse
- 03 Aug 2005 07:29
- 52 of 99
. sorry about that LOL
Sputnik
- 03 Aug 2005 07:29
- 53 of 99
Boyse :-)
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 08:32
- 54 of 99
Boyse: Stop spamming or I will have to ban you :-0)
bosley
- 03 Aug 2005 09:12
- 55 of 99
bullshare, speaking of banning, sequestor has gone awol. have you banned him?
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 09:15
- 56 of 99
Bosley: We never comment about individuals access.
Mike
bosley
- 03 Aug 2005 09:19
- 57 of 99
oh...
Ruth
- 03 Aug 2005 10:06
- 58 of 99
Hey Bully, when are you going to come for one of these north west night out,
i can put you up if you dont want to pay a hotel bill, but you will have to share with me and Mickie:-)
Steph
- 03 Aug 2005 13:54
- 59 of 99
OK I'm coming and you lot can stop spreading malicious rumours about me, you know I am being ordained next year so behave yourselves. My chauffer, John will be bringing me so that I can take his and Angelas confession on the way.
The very nice Mr. Bullshare can come, only if he stays with me as I am the only one he would be safe with:-))))))))
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 13:59
- 60 of 99
Ruth; I keep booking to come up North but then I realise whats the point, I can get the piss taken out of me at home for free:-)
Will come up to one. I'll come to one thats boys only, in other words no you, no Steph no Choccie, you all frighten the life out of me:-)
Mike
PS Was watching UK Style last night and saw an old House Doctors show with Mr & Mrs Wonderful(Glenn )and their house at Prestwich. Happy memories:-)
Sputnik
- 03 Aug 2005 14:01
- 61 of 99
Hells Teeth she's a dead cert for going in the pond next year.
The Burnley Bint thinks she can walk on water now :-)
Ruth
- 03 Aug 2005 14:05
- 62 of 99
Bully:-) u wimp u, and fancy admitting to watching house doctor:-)
Steph, Bully safe with you,lol:-)nearly fell off me chair laughing:-)
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 14:14
- 63 of 99
Ruth; I only watched it because Mrs Wonderful was on!
Ruth
- 03 Aug 2005 14:23
- 64 of 99
I was just telling Jeff how you were all smitten:-)
Steph
- 03 Aug 2005 14:36
- 65 of 99
I am going to stick closely to Jeffie, he is the only sane one amongst you.
Sputters, don't worry I will annoint you and you will be forgiven:-)
Ruthie, Bully nearly fell off his chair in the restaurant in London but it was more to do with the left hook I gave him:-)
Bully, don't tell lies, you always watch it!
Kayak
- 03 Aug 2005 17:07
- 66 of 99
I trust you recorded it and can send us all copies Bullie??
Bullshare
- 03 Aug 2005 17:34
- 67 of 99
Kayak; Just tune into Yorkshire TV she presents regional stuff on there!
Ruth
- 03 Aug 2005 17:40
- 68 of 99
Bullie, and how do u know that living down south:-), have you been searching:-)
wonder what glen is upto these days, he was a great colourful character,
and i suppose having a beautifull wife was a bonus for you blokes on the traders meets:-)
all i can say about all you "lurchers" is, you must be going short:-)
and i dont mean short selling:-)
Kayak
- 03 Aug 2005 17:48
- 69 of 99
Can't see my getting away with moving to Yorkshire :-)
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 07:41
- 70 of 99
See ya all tonight,
for newcomers who dont know what we look like, dont worry you will hear us before you see us:-)
in all seriousness, look either for a 6"6 guy with a goatee beard, or a scouser with red hair:-)
or me, small, blonde highlights, probably wearing a pink jumper.
its a quiet pub anyway, should see us very easily
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 08:33
- 72 of 99
lol
Isaacs
- 04 Aug 2005 08:42
- 73 of 99
Out of interest how do you know somebody is a scouser just by looking?!
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 09:29
- 75 of 99
Shell suit:-) and tash:-)
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 09:45
- 76 of 99
oh and perm :-)
Isaacs
- 04 Aug 2005 09:50
- 77 of 99
lol
Thought it might be the bulging pockets stuffed full of ashtrays.
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 09:56
- 78 of 99
Isaacs Shogun is a clever scouser, he goes for the wallets and purses:-)
bosley
- 04 Aug 2005 10:14
- 79 of 99
i wrote all the above down and was about to post when i thought..... no, these people have got more class than that!! how wrong can you get!!!
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 10:38
- 80 of 99
Bosley:-)
billneild
- 04 Aug 2005 13:49
- 81 of 99
Having read this lot thank god the rugby season's almost upon us and I can start recovering (& sobering up) from NZ with the Lions and a few days in Sydney! Sorry can't make it - training beckons! Let me know for the next one and, like others, Friday would be a good day! Have a great time (again!).
P.S. Joeys is a cracking pint!
Ruth
- 04 Aug 2005 14:11
- 82 of 99
Bill, look forward to it,been a while since we had a chin wag,
Fridays are ok with me, but sputters likes to go on the pull on Fridays in Southport, fridays are pull a granny night:-)
bosley
- 04 Aug 2005 18:24
- 83 of 99
ruth , apologies. i don't think i will be able to make it tonight. i will try but i'm not hopeful.
Ruth
- 05 Aug 2005 07:44
- 84 of 99
Bosley, maybe next time;-)
Great night as per usual,
Am i right in thinking Stephie stayed sober?:-)
Steph
- 05 Aug 2005 08:18
- 85 of 99
She was!
Only realised on the way home that Melnibone never came to the restaurant. Shame that as I was hoping to chat with him.
Melnibone, how did we manage to lose you?
Sputnik
- 05 Aug 2005 08:43
- 86 of 99
Ruth - thanks for arranging last night. Good time had by all.
Steph sober? it must be done with mirrors
Choccie - My lips are sealed but Vivid could spill the beans :-)
Melnibone
- 05 Aug 2005 09:02
- 87 of 99
Enjoyed meeting you all, last night.
Nice to put somes faces to the names.
You really are all just as friendly as you come across on these boards.
And just as mad! :-))
Must try and make a Clitheroe meet some time. From what I read
on the, err, discussion last time, between Ruth/TomH., apparently
it's so cramped you sit on each others knees.
Looking at the lovely ladies I met last night, I would suggest
that, that would be a pleasureable experience to look forward to. ;-)
Sorry I couldn't join you for the meal, Steph. As I explained to Choccy,
Mrs M has a Doctor's appointment today and I didn't want to leave her
on her own all evening, so I just popped in for an hour and a half
to say hello.
I'll catch you next time. Promise. :-)
Thanks again for the friendly welcome.
Ruth
- 05 Aug 2005 10:15
- 88 of 99
Sputters,:-)
Melnibone, pleasure meeting you,
i agree they are all mad, theres only me sane ;-)
chocolat
- 05 Aug 2005 10:53
- 89 of 99
Why do I never trust you when you say that Sputtie...I didn't stop laughing all the way home. Are you still wearing Ruthie's pressie?
Hey Stephie - you were so right about leaving with 2 blokes - they got me so lost, I can't tell you.
It was great to meet you Mels. It's a shame you never got to talk to Angela too - she knows about prescient elves.
And thanks for organising it Ruthie - my lap is still warm :)
Ruth
- 05 Aug 2005 11:10
- 90 of 99
Choccie,:-)
Ruth
- 05 Aug 2005 13:22
- 92 of 99
Hey Bully, steph definately looks better blonde, and bloody hell shes put some weight on since last night:-) shes more like the one sat on the floor:-)
Bullshare
- 05 Aug 2005 13:40
- 93 of 99
Are you saying Steph is dippy, a bit strange and likes the teletubbies?
markusantonius
- 05 Aug 2005 13:57
- 94 of 99
You're all barking mad! When is the next NW ensemble then? :o)
Ruth
- 05 Aug 2005 14:05
- 95 of 99
Bully,yes:-)
Marcus, September
CC
- 05 Aug 2005 22:01
- 96 of 99
Marcus,
I live near Cannock - seem to remember you said you lived somewhere in the Midlands.
Maybe we could share a car for the September event?
markusantonius
- 06 Aug 2005 00:06
- 97 of 99
By all mean, CC. But the return journey would be the following day after either a B&B or staying over with my folkes in Southport. Suggest you give me a buzz nearest the time and we'll sort something out?
Steph
- 10 Aug 2005 15:56
- 98 of 99
Oh Bully, absolutely hilarious! I just saw it this afternoon and I am p*ssing myself laughing:-)))))))))))
Bullshare
- 10 Aug 2005 16:04
- 99 of 99
Steph; I thought you might like it:-)