"Do you believe in computer dating?"
Groucho: "Only if the computers really love each other."
Housewife: I have seven children.
Groucho: "Seven? That many?"
Housewife: "Well, I love my husband."
Groucho: "I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."
This is a gala day for you.
Groucho: Well, a gal a day is enough for me.
I dont think I could handle any more.
Groucho: Well whadaya say girls? Are we all gonna get married?
Woman: All of us? But thats bigamy!
Groucho: Yes, and its big-a-me too.