JOKE OF THE DAY
There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around
talking about how there lives sucked.
The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy,
they cut me up and stick me on a salad."
The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad?
When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar,
put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."
The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough?
When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head,
stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall
until I throw up and pass out!.

