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           JOKE OF THE DAY

A woman's pray
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.

I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash he won't be annoyed.
One who pulls out my chair & opens my door,
massagesmy back & begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind,
knows just what to say when I ask. "How big is my behind?
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!

I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempts to shag my bestfriend.
And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
I look at the Shit Head you sent me instead!!!
Amen