JOKE OF THE DAY
She Can't Be Pregnant, She's A Good Girl
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him
to give her an examination to determine the cause
of the daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say,
"Gimme a break, lady!
Your daughter is pregnant!"
The mother turn red with fury, and she argued
with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl,
and would *never* compromise her reputation
by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed,
"Quit looking out the window!
Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am.
It's just that the last time this happened,
a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came.
I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out
who got your daughter pregnant!"
