Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Advice please, guys.
My sister has been going out with a big Leeds Utd. fan for months now, but last night a friend of mine told me all about him.
Apparantly he is out of prison, on license, after serving time for aggravated burglary and rape. He is well known locally for his womanising, where he is something of a Don Juan, until he gets fed up and beats his girlfriends up.
He is possibly the locals best customer, where he gets drunk most nights, even though he doesn't work. The whisper is he can afford to do this by stealing from his latest girlfriends, but if anyone mentions it, he lashes out at them.
The latest thing is he was seen leaving the STD (pox) clinic, with a prescription.
I don't know what to do guys.
Should I tell my sister he is a Leeds Utd fan or is this just too embarrasing for him?

I'm not into football at all, so what is the problem with Leeds Utd

Looks like every one's gone on .

I bloody wish. Another week yet for me!!!

Al
Your always on holiday.

No I'm not, Driver. I just have a wonderful job that makes it feel like I'm always on my hols!!!
anyway, it's Saturday again and we're going for 7 on the trot. My forecast for today is a narrow victory for our opponents. Sad, but all good things come to an end.
Thats if we play!! Don't know what the weathers been like for the rest of you, but theres an old guy called Noah near here started doing a lot of sawing and hammering last night!!
I'll post the result later. (Not that anyone else will be interested but it is the Talk To Yourself thread and I'm interested!!)
Alan

I'm interested alan , i love bowls .

And me.

Loads of bowls.

Any pink ones?

The Rose Bowl

chocolat
Pink Bolws.

chocolat
And a pair of chocolat Menier bowls

bowel

That's very nice thank you, driver :)

Hmm and pink sausages too.

Well, we maintained our 7 game unbeaten record by the simple expediant of making sure it was pi55ing it down all day!!!
Not much fun but some points in the bag where we thought we would lose and not get any.
So not a bad result, all things considered.
Official result - a draw. So you will all get your stake money back from Ladbrokes.
Alan

driver has gone on holiday to scotland. begging for a pic......

maybe if we used these tactics we would have won!

back after 3 weeks away and loved browsing this thread...

Saturday again. Cricket again.
But this time the football season has started, so the team will be severely understrength, and our glorious run must surely come to an end today. Even the rain won't help us this week.
I'll update myself on the result later!!!!!
Alan