So Bernie gets his free place in a secure retirement home, but where is the money. Perhaps the feds should start digging on Mt Sion?

do i really need to respond?

JKD, I really think you've had enough happy pills for now, go and take a knap. :))

I blame cynic his type like to start the fire then stand back. A yidish tactic.

Bb
i've heard about such things but where can i get em? chemist? what do i ask for? :LoL
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jkd

Jkd.blimmy well Im damnedyou always get the wrong end of the stickso give me a breakits just my point of view and god only knows the truth.

Or as you would put it.Tabascoyou want to blind meand condemn me to eternal punishmentif thats not bad enough you batter me with the butt end of your snooker cueyou look at me with daggers and pretend to be a religious freak.yes JKD I am indeed bad!

which one is cynic

Which one is cynic

Bb
i once went into a chemist, many years ago, and i promise you this is a true story. do i have to make a disclaimer about what is to follow, so as not to be sued by someone? this world is just crazy. anyway back to my story.
i picked up a packet of condoms, they looked interesting, ( i was married ) and handed them to the counter assistant to pay, oh no , says she you have the wrong ones here insists she, these are for black people you want these says she producing from under the counter a different packet,( my original choice of condoms were black in colour and sort of prickly/bobbly) i was too embaressed to argue with her, although i think she was the most embarressed.
black condoms? blimey we had em years ago, and with the bobbles. no wonder i'm old haT. probably normal today, what do i know? true story.
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jkd

t
yes aint we all, including me,
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jkd

Jkdcondoms never look interestingIm sure thats a fact that will not trouble Madoff

t
why you change caps/non caps? no problem dont worry me.just curious.
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jkd

Clubman, they're all too good looking for cynic, believe me I know...... still being treated for shock....... asos remember......uugghh :)

JKDwhy you talk Chinese?
BB.someone once told me Cynic could not stop a pig up a blind alleyCynicIt could have been you yourself.cycling gives you outward curvature of the legsso Im told

no self-respecting jew would ever want to stop a pig anywhere!

Played a lot of footballI wouldnt stop many pigs eitherbut........ How about one writing you a parking ticket?

Brain food for cynic

sorry to upset you (again), but i do not and never have kept a kosher home.

on a slightly more serious note, i think judaism, along with most other religions sets out a very good philosophy for life, though i do not hold with most of the mumbo-jumbo.

for myself, i think that when i die, the worms get me (actually my wish is to be cremated), and immortality lasts only as long as you are remembered.

Clubman/Halifaxjust a non provocative questionif you were having a pint in your local and happened to get talking to a guy drinking next to youhe may have offered you a beeryou might of exceptedthen carried on with your pleasant conversationif it transpired that he was Jewishwould it make a difference?[no Jewish jokes] surely an individual is only responsible for his or her actionswhy quote history?right or wrong it is just the way I have always played itmind, I have been called racist on these bbs many timesif you have a better way of judging an individualplease educate me!

cynic we hope you are wrong as we would hate to think Madoff will become immortal as he will certainly be remembered for what he has done to his victims, unless of course the money he and perhaps others stole can be found.

"the evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones"

You will get burned and go to hell for eating bacon sarnies