Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

Oh Choccie such Porky Pies,

I know for a fact you can't even remember where you have parked your car.

You couldn't phone for help for the flat tyre, because you wouldn't be able to remember where your mobile is.



When stopped on Princess Street Manchester the police said to Choccie " This is a one-way Madam" and Choccie said "But I'm only going one-way"

I've got to admit women are good drivers, it's just the stopping and parking they have trouble with :-)

Tin Hat on, waiting for the Exorcet.

choccie ,always goes one way..::)

Yes. Just like the thread header says....

"Girls are gorgeous"

We love 'em to bits. :-)

You're such a tell-tale, Sputtie :)

Right, I want a list of names of all those on here who qualify as "girls".

No fibbing now ladies!

OK I'll start.

chocolat
DocProc
Kayak

any others?

i cried like a girl,when take that split up...does that count:)

Well, I did think once or twice about shaving my legs and actually, my wife suggested I try out an epilator, which I duly did - for 0.05 seconds. Aaaargh!!

Oh, and 'ET' always makes me cry, particularly the bit when it turns out he hasn't actually died.

Well Lads you seem to be getting in touch with your feminine side. A friends daughter works for Thames Water and they are having a problem with high levels of estrogen in Londons water, so remember after it has been through the system 7 times and is non biodegradable, you might not be the only gay at the party drinking water.

Pink dresses on Thursdays is what counts, mos ;)

It's just a graphic!

but yummy yummy.

It's almost spring and girls are starting to show their belly buttons.....

I've just thrown breakfast, Mike! ;-))

The lady obviously didn't....oh my, she is gorgeous!

Bullshare, this is a 'girls are gorgeous' thread, not 'girls that make you heave' thread.

Mike thats a not a picture of that woman you were with at the xmas party in 2003 is it? she looks worse that I remember her, but she didnt have so many cloths on then ;-)

Lunchbox anyone ?

spacie.... were you monitoring my brain upstairs in the Dutch coffee house last night?:-)

I take it you skipped lunch today, Spacie.