OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Good morning Lambs, sorry I'm late.

I was outside puttting up a sign:

'Beware of the barking lamb'

if the Absinth didn't work how about some Lambrusco or Lambrini. as they both contain lamb they must work.

:o) Don't need any Alex, I know what a lamb sounds like, it's on the web site skinny showed me:-
http://www.adoptafarm.com/lambsounds.htm

See? A lamb sounds like this; ruff, ruff! It's even got a picture of the little black and white beauty.

I am a lamb. Ruff, ruff.

His the black sheep of the basement.

Growl.

Easy!

Ruff! (Wags imaginary tail)

Morning all - ok 2 bowls of Winalot available ;>)
tea, coffe and danish for the rest of us LOL

But, but lambs don't eat Winalot do they Bunny? I'm not sure I want to be a lamb any more if they do!

I am a lamb who eats grass o the hillside as you drive past

I am a lamb.

Heard a rumour that Lambykins isn't a lamb.

I am a lamb

I like bacon, can't you be a pig for a while.
I only want a few slices twice a week :-)

Pork thankfully is on the menu here - gammon roast with mashed tatties, green beans and sweetcorn for lunch :>)

I thought you two had decided to change to woofers you see, sounded more like woofers then baaaaa-ers to me LOL

keaydian if you are a lamb who eats grass what sort of lamb are you and what is your favourite type of grass

i dont think you are a lamb i think you are a lamb killer

i am a lamb a lamb i am

lambs are nice and so are mice and rice

i dont like pigs because they smell and they eat everything i dont like long horned sheep either

I think I am the only lamb here because I do proper lamb noises like on the web site. Ruff, ruff.
See?

kimoldfield i dont think that you are a lamb and lambs do not go ruff ruff they make lamb noises and they are very nice

i am a lamb

Oh yes they do! Ruff, ruff! See?! It's easy, just follow what the little black and white beauty on the web site does. I am a lamb ruff, ruff!!

Lambykins, I am a lamb, a lamb I am I tell you.

I think you're not a Lamb. I think you don't bat an eye lid at the mention of mint sauce.

I'm a lamb you spot on the hillside as you drive past, ever so fast, on way to market.

I eat green grass.

I am a lamb.

Lambs don't eat rice, even though it maybe nice. How do you know rice is nice if your a lamb that doesn't eat nice rice?

I put it to you.

I am a lamb.

ZZZZzzzzZZZZZ (Snort) Grmph, wh....what? whe...where am I? Oh, Bunny's; thank God, I thought I was on another planet for a minute! Dreamed that I was a dog pretending to be a lamb but I've come back as me. A bit like a plot from Dallas. Oh yes, I know you lot from the VIY thread are peering through the window! :o)

I think a pint or three of Guinness is in order.