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Israeli Gaza conflict?????? (GAZA)     

Fred1new - 06 Jan 2009 19:21

Will this increase or decrease the likelihood of terrorist actions in America, Europe and the rest of the world?

If you were a member of a family murdered in this conflict, would you be seeking revenge?

Should Tzipi Livni and Ehud Olmert, be tried for war crimes if or when this conflict comes to an end?

What will the price of oil be in 4 weeks time?

cynic - 27 Feb 2009 08:41 - 1072 of 6906

that'll do for starters!

Fred1new - 27 Feb 2009 09:57 - 1073 of 6906

Cynic, I was having difficulty forming a picture of you. Your self portrayal has been very helpful. 8-)

cynic - 27 Feb 2009 10:14 - 1074 of 6906

being a jew, i have inherited self-deprecating genes ..... no silly scatalogical responses please!

chocolat - 27 Feb 2009 10:17 - 1075 of 6906

Well they must have fallen to bits by now ;)

cynic - 27 Feb 2009 10:23 - 1076 of 6906

clearly not! ..... ancient as i may be, i have all my own parts - follicles excluded! - that are in excellent working order

Fred1new - 27 Feb 2009 10:27 - 1077 of 6906

Are you sure?

cynic - 27 Feb 2009 10:38 - 1078 of 6906

test them out regularly

MrCharts - 27 Feb 2009 11:53 - 1079 of 6906

what, test them with a view to using them.....or actually use them? :)

cynic - 27 Feb 2009 11:55 - 1080 of 6906

unlike CRA, my parts do not have problems that would differentiate between one and the other ..... choccie might deem it unseemly to be be more specific!

zscrooge - 01 Mar 2009 20:46 - 1081 of 6906

Madonna Jewish? Lapsed catholic who has flited with most things including Jewish mysticism ( a Hollywood version) but never converted.

rawdm999 - 01 Mar 2009 21:11 - 1082 of 6906

well spotted zscrooge. Maybe it was a reference to 'the fallen madonna with the big boobies' by Van Clomp. That could be seen as controversial :)

Gausie - 01 Mar 2009 22:28 - 1083 of 6906

No - it was a typo - meant 'The Madonna'.

Nice spot.

Sputnik - 02 Mar 2009 10:48 - 1084 of 6906

A holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said, "Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like."

The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.. In the middle of the room was a large round table. In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew, which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly. They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful. But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, "You have seen Hell."

They went to the next room and opened the door.. It was exactly the same as the first one. There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water. The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump, laughing and talking. The holy man said, "I don't understand."

It is simple," said the Lord. "It requires but one skill. You see they have learned to feed each other, while the greedy think only of themselves."

Fred1new - 04 Mar 2009 14:56 - 1085 of 6906

Robert Mugabe goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of
Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and passes away.
The undertaker tells the accompanying people, 'You can have him shipped home
for US$500,000, or you can bury him here, in the Holy Land , for just
US$100.' The Zimbabweans go into a corner and discuss for a minute. They
come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Mugabe shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend $500,000 to ship
him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend
only $100? With the money you save you could buy enough diesel for a year,
buy enough medicines to wipe out cholera, buy enough generators to never
have blackouts again.'

The Zimbabweans replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and
days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take that chance.'



Fred1new - 27 Mar 2009 13:49 - 1086 of 6906

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7964057.stm

I think it may be time for some to revise some previous remarks.

Ruth - 27 Mar 2009 15:28 - 1087 of 6906

Fred, are u back again, maybe youde like to revise your re appearance and dissapear again,
or even try reading Sputniks great post in 1084
or you might be feeling really brave and make a comment on the hamas children video you have been ducking and diving over and avoiding acknowledging for the past few months.

MightyMicro - 27 Mar 2009 22:19 - 1088 of 6906

Would that video be in post 821 by any chance, Ruth?

MrCharts - 27 Mar 2009 22:49 - 1089 of 6906

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MrCharts - 27 Mar 2009 22:50 - 1090 of 6906

Gausie - 28 Mar 2009 07:39 - 1091 of 6906

Are they also red-arsed baboons, then?
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