If you ever use Manchester then mr tosser it'll prove once and for all your full of sh*te.

he's got some on his leg there dil on the picture........i think he's still in state of shock at lloy share price

To all the hyenas,
I am (thanks god ) well away for Manchester and WALES on your words full of shite as yourself and "marni"

My weapon is on the wrong leg side of the picture you "silly cow",
if you want one, you will have to go to the sex shop, but make sure you buy the right one

What the feck are you onnabout now ?

certainly all those blogging on this thread at present are candidates for the "funny farm"!!

to interpret for those ladies who might be reading( i am sure we must have some)
and in the most polite manner possible, my tailor did ask me on the first occassion many years ago.
what side do you dress sir?
regards
jkd

Aaah, that's what he said! I thought he said 'would you like a dress, Sir?' so I punched his lights out. Must go back & apologise.

HC
i am laughing out loud. thanks for that.
regards
jkd

re -weapon - but make sure you buy the right one

                JOKE OF THE DAY

" marni " enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.

The man says Choose from our range on the wall.

She says after looking around Ill take the red one.

The man replies You will not, that is the fire extinguisher.

Do I am the one to have the last laugh, LLOY was the best performer of the 3 banks ..........

Closing Market Report
Bankers were again under pressure on funding concerns, with Barclays the biggest sector casualty, down 12.65p at 360p, as investors fretted that the bank is about to sell-off the family silver to bolster its balance sheet.

Lloyds Banking Group dropped 1.89p at 89.72p, ( spread 90.01 / 90.09 ) on concerns over the cost of its attempts to escape from the asset protection program, with press reports suggesting it could be as much as 2bn. Lloyds also announced it is to dispose of the Halifax Estate Agencies.

The poor sentiment spilled over to Royal Bank of Scotland, 1.14p lower at 46.96p.

                       

lol........it gets better your spin, you could be mandelson in disguise.......maybe you are a homosexual as you spend all day on this.

so you think having best performer of a poor sector is the way to go, lol.......oh its only cos barc has went up from 50p to many pounds!
lloy aint done that you moron

shut up the pair of you! .... you're as childish as each other, though i did chuckle at the vibrator joke

i don't hold any financial shares, though perhaps i should ...... the big Q surely is whether or not LLOY (or any other) is now going to go bankrupt ..... if not, then there has to be a right price to buy .... certainly 60p for LLOY would not look a bad entry point if sp actually drops that far

silly cow

how the intraday chart for the banks went on today

Just for you .....silly cow.......

cielo -

re - Master RSI - Keep it up, - I must congratulate you on the cartoons - I am with you on the latest stocks INCH, HAWK, BPC, ANR


Sorry no to answer you before, I just noticed your post on going back a bit to get some charts, I was busy and I was only posting "copy and paste from the News papers, without looking at past post.

Once again thanks for your nice comments, and glad you are doing well on the share selection. INCH had a BREAKOUT today and BPC much the same, the other 2 are moving along nicely.

You seem to have a way on picking the right ones, I am glad for you.

cielo

re - Look for buy signals when both the MACD and Slow Stochastic are above their signal lines.


I suspect you have noticed on my comments sometines where I am saying "oversold" is cos I looked at the Indicators and reached much the same conclution as buy signals.

To tell you the truth there are not many on this thread, that have much idea of them

RSI can stay in overbought or oversold territory for yonks mr tosser , only reliable indicator is price imo and these are down nearly 20% from when you were saying buy at 111p.

Pratt.

Just SHUT UP you STALKER and SHEEP shager

First we are not talking to you and second, is about when selecting the shares to buy or sell, and we were mentioning Indicators MACD and Slow Stochastic not RSI.

Is good to KEEP your MOUTH shut, specially when LYING. ( you were saying buy at 111p)

Now 93.83p +3.80p

Early Morning market report

Amongst financial issues, banks rallied with the general market after yesterday's slump, with Barclays gaining 6.15p at 366.15p and Royal Bank of Scotland 0.65p higher at 47.61p.

Lloyds was up 1.44p at 91.16p, helped by an upgrade to buy from reduce at Oriel, with the target raised to 110p from 90p.