Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Got a bit of a scare last night ,,came home late and opened my drawer in the bedroom ,,looking back at me was what i first took to be Joe Frazier , ,then i realised it was a Spider on steriods, I'm talking BIG , i tried to kill it with a ladel ,but it beat me up,, then i got the hoover,,pulled out the drawers and saw it at the back of the unit ,so i tried to hoover it, but it ran ,,i then spent an hour moving furniture looking for it (i was willing to fight i'm no coward) but alas it was no where, ,so i have had to sleep all night knowing it was there and still is ,,now what do i do ,,,call in the SAS ,,i'm thinking of moving,,or maybe inviting some of the local cats in for the day..How do you trap a missing Spider that weighs 16 stone!!............

Gid it look like this jimmy?

Or like this?

No it was the big one,, honest wibs ,i'm no coward ,i'd tell Lennox Lewis to his face that i thought his mum was ugly,,,but this ..

jimmy, i had one very similar. i decided to befriend it , used to kill wasps and flies to feed it. it grew. i then started killing mice to feed it. it grew even more. now it sits in my seat with all my remote controls, deciding what it wants to watch on tv , which cd it wants to listen to, which dvd it wants to see. and we have to call it sir!!! jimmy, don't let this happen to you . kill the bastard.



before it's too late.

now he wants breakfast

This couldn't grow much more bos , it's f....ng. huge ,i would kill it but i can't find it , if my girlfriend finds out ,thats my sex life over as well,she would never sleep in that room...

wilbs, jimmy, bos
Its saner on here than the seo thread, Im of on me holls Turkey see you all in a week.

You'v just been on holiday driver ...

that's what i said.

Must be loaded ,,driver lend us a million quid ..

I dont know about a million but heres a couple of squids

I'm off.

have a good 'un, cock.

Why on earth would driver wanna go here? Pervert!!

Don't let it bite her jimmy, she will end up like this.

bet she gives a great hand job , though!!!! :)

and she can play the drums better than cozy powell......

She looks nice , my type of girl. how about this one..

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I'M BACK!!! Glad to see you've all looked after my shares (except SEO - you tossers, what have you been doing to them???).
Would have bought more on the dip except my credit cards have been maxed out at "Gimp masks 'r' Us".
Good time had by all. Had to put up with the odd shower in between the torrential downpours but glad to be back in blighty.
Alan

Alan someone posted a pic of you on your holiday with a car , that i thought was in bad taste,, i know you would never shag a range rover , you much prefer sporty saloons.....