re -weapon - but make sure you buy the right one

                JOKE OF THE DAY

" marni " enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.

The man says Choose from our range on the wall.

She says after looking around Ill take the red one.

The man replies You will not, that is the fire extinguisher.

Do I am the one to have the last laugh, LLOY was the best performer of the 3 banks ..........

Closing Market Report
Bankers were again under pressure on funding concerns, with Barclays the biggest sector casualty, down 12.65p at 360p, as investors fretted that the bank is about to sell-off the family silver to bolster its balance sheet.

Lloyds Banking Group dropped 1.89p at 89.72p, ( spread 90.01 / 90.09 ) on concerns over the cost of its attempts to escape from the asset protection program, with press reports suggesting it could be as much as 2bn. Lloyds also announced it is to dispose of the Halifax Estate Agencies.

The poor sentiment spilled over to Royal Bank of Scotland, 1.14p lower at 46.96p.

                       

lol........it gets better your spin, you could be mandelson in disguise.......maybe you are a homosexual as you spend all day on this.

so you think having best performer of a poor sector is the way to go, lol.......oh its only cos barc has went up from 50p to many pounds!
lloy aint done that you moron

shut up the pair of you! .... you're as childish as each other, though i did chuckle at the vibrator joke

i don't hold any financial shares, though perhaps i should ...... the big Q surely is whether or not LLOY (or any other) is now going to go bankrupt ..... if not, then there has to be a right price to buy .... certainly 60p for LLOY would not look a bad entry point if sp actually drops that far

silly cow

how the intraday chart for the banks went on today

Just for you .....silly cow.......

cielo -

re - Master RSI - Keep it up, - I must congratulate you on the cartoons - I am with you on the latest stocks INCH, HAWK, BPC, ANR


Sorry no to answer you before, I just noticed your post on going back a bit to get some charts, I was busy and I was only posting "copy and paste from the News papers, without looking at past post.

Once again thanks for your nice comments, and glad you are doing well on the share selection. INCH had a BREAKOUT today and BPC much the same, the other 2 are moving along nicely.

You seem to have a way on picking the right ones, I am glad for you.

cielo

re - Look for buy signals when both the MACD and Slow Stochastic are above their signal lines.


I suspect you have noticed on my comments sometines where I am saying "oversold" is cos I looked at the Indicators and reached much the same conclution as buy signals.

To tell you the truth there are not many on this thread, that have much idea of them

RSI can stay in overbought or oversold territory for yonks mr tosser , only reliable indicator is price imo and these are down nearly 20% from when you were saying buy at 111p.

Pratt.

Just SHUT UP you STALKER and SHEEP shager

First we are not talking to you and second, is about when selecting the shares to buy or sell, and we were mentioning Indicators MACD and Slow Stochastic not RSI.

Is good to KEEP your MOUTH shut, specially when LYING. ( you were saying buy at 111p)

Now 93.83p +3.80p

Early Morning market report

Amongst financial issues, banks rallied with the general market after yesterday's slump, with Barclays gaining 6.15p at 366.15p and Royal Bank of Scotland 0.65p higher at 47.61p.

Lloyds was up 1.44p at 91.16p, helped by an upgrade to buy from reduce at Oriel, with the target raised to 110p from 90p.

Were are Yesterday's pack of HYENAS?

I think they were looking for BLOOD, but they got a kick in the teeth at the end
and today they are having a kick on the arse as they retreat

               

Master.my Palestinian friend...I am not retreatingits just I prefer to spend my time making moneyor having fun
Disregarding all the drivel written on this threadand just using all the factual articles that have been postedincluding your own postingsit looks like you still holdand still recommend
I also feel you retreated when Fred cornered you over the chartNow call me a thicko... but uncertainties over participation in the UK government's asset protection schemeadd to that the sp down 13% over the last monthunder-performing the UK banks sector by 15%add to that an expected rights issue worth 10bn-15bn which will cost them an exit fee of between 1 or 2 billionand you are left with high risk with a possible total wipe-out for minimal returnsWhat would be your guess on the sp twelve months from now?...brave man...keep calling ityour followers seem to like the spin

I only read this thread for the cartoons now

BTW... my kick on the arse is on the back of the FTSE being up a tonjust like most of us today

every share has an UP day once in a while.........master mrsa is an arrogant tit, sort of guy id love to slap in face

Some HYENAS have answerer back, most likely were the ones on the center of the pack, and did not get so much of the kick,
maybe were the cowards ones? HA, HA, HA.

tabasco

no matter what happens, LLOY is on the long term PORTFOLIO, so for more than you and the rest of the pack says, the shares will be on the PORT

I have been on this type of circuntances before ( more than twice, most likely I have been on the business longer that some of you if not all ) when the economy has gone to the FLOOR and comeback ( we are at the start now) and this is the time to choose the right shares.
I did that on the 1 Quater of the YEAR, and now I am getting the rewards, one day I will post some interesting figures of the .........

FANTASY PORTFOLIO - BIG GAINS FOR 2009 (PORT) Add Favourite
Master RSI - 05 Feb'09 - 22:25 edit

Very similar to my real one, though the one above has only 10 Shares.

Portfolio Selection 2009 - Valuation at 30 September 09
Summary: 10 assets, total value 223,634.95 return 123.63%

And some of them are not small, BP., LLOY and BVC that today had a higher BREAKOUT

Good luck to you all

Master Hyenaa little advicealways use tasteful wordsyou may have to eat them and have you swallowed an oxo cube lately?only you tend to make a laughing stock of yourselfQuick question.If a book about your trading failures doesn't sellwould that make it a success?and if it was a failure you could always do Bedouin and Breakfast at your flatjust a helpful thought.BTW I think you will find it is you that never answers questions!!!