- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

STORMCALLER
I'm very grateful, but extraordinary efforts! Really it's a walk in the park. Fun will start after close on Friday when the statistics kick in.

I've never had Fortnum's sherry trifle, I wasn't sure whether to eat it or wear it but my stomach got the better of me.

Evening all,
Better not say "good" after a day like that, people might think I was being sarcastic, no offence meant.
In line with my latest fad, health and fitness, offered visitors choice of home cooked fare, or a restaurant meal, they disappeared out the door like I had shouted "FIRE", most hurt and need soothing...
What better than a gentle warm up exercise, I shall open fully wired and carefully chilled bottle of fizz, ideal for this warm evening.
Socs,
As ever your wisdom astounds, I would never even have considered wearing it, I am in awe!

In your dreams GD - having hearing problems! Think you must be fevered, you had better start stripping off again.

Evening Socs.

STORMCALLER
Watch this space Stormy, you ain't seen nothing yet. You should see what I do with a stuffed cucumber!

The mind boggles Socs. Gherkin would be trickier :-)

If GDs hiding in here, tell him I am looking for him .....

Stormy, if you want some excercise try running up and down the cafe cellar steps with a barrel of Bods.

jj, yes i am having hearing problems of late, and if you want to strip for me that's fine. let me just sit in my arm chair - ok ready.

da da de - de de doooo do

Evening all

Fancy a Kir, but will settle for the lilac wine!

da da de - de de dooo do????????

little woman stripping as well hey - great evening entertainment so far.

(voice from the broom cupboard)

Funnily enough, I am just about to go and take a foamy bubble bath... a glass of fizz would accompany that perfectly....candles are lit!

Oh, look what I have found - key to the broom cupboard. Come on little woman, time to lock somebody in .........

Is there room for me jj, you could wash my long floppy






ears.

Is that someone locking the door!



HELP!

Socs,
What amazing powers, I hadn't realised a mind as small as mine could boggle but you have just taught me otherwise! Merely the thought was enough, don't think I could handle witnessing the real thing!
GD,
Long time, sorry about the limp, tripped on last step up from the cellar, hope it didn't damage the barrel.
jj50,
You were most kind to me this afternoon, might I tempt you with some of my fizz?

Where's everyone gone?

GD - is it dark?

Fancy locking a poor little pooch in a cupboard! That's cruelty to dogs that is. and there is not even a can of Bods in here and poochy will get thirsty and weak.

(little puppy heard singing in the broom cupboard)...

all by myself! don't want to be

all by myself in a cupboard

with no Bods.

I'm sure JJ50 will let you have a case of bods. I've got to be up at the crack
of dawn, so I'm off to get some sleep. Night night.......

GD,
A very vocal, not to say lyrical plea, what key would that be in? 'A minor' should help you dig your way out.

night LW

(weak trembling voice from the cupboard)

night littlewoman

sniff sniff!

don't want to be....

sniff sniff

Stormy, Could you pass me a life saving can of Bods under the door please.



well i shall just go to sleep in here and hope someone lets me out in the morning.

sniff sniff

night