Midday Market Summary


snappy - I'm sorry. Sometimes I just take sun for granted... ;-)

       LUNCH TIME FUN

Some good move up by now

MPH 22p +1p

AFR 60.75p +2.25p

SVE 21.75p +0.75

all moving higher after consolidating at lower prices

        JOKE OF THE DAY

1. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married.
The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says,
"I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The
first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

3. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender
says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

4. Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4A. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we
don't serve food in here."

5. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

6. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm
and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's Not Unusual."

9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says
to Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning." "I
don't believe you," said Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

10. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were
nothing to look at either.

Have a good long weekend everyone

End-of-day Market Summary

Happy weekend all!

The Traders Thread for Tuesday will be kicked off Sunday around noon. (Mrs Greystone insists on a day off monday. :-))