JOKE OF THE DAY

I have bad and very bad news
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

Doctor: The lab called with your test results.
They said you have 24 hours to live.

Patient: 24 hours! That's terrible! What could be worse?
What's the very bad news?

Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.