And I hope one of these turns up in your stocking...

LOL @ the FAQ

E.g.

"I tried on this thong/panty/bikini without wearing any underwear, and I want to return it now. Will you accept it?

No. Oh God, no."

"Note - In case this isn't totally obvious from the photo: This costume is VERY short and Skimpy! Mothers: Do not give your underage daughter your credit card and set her loose on our website. If she buys this costume and you freak out, do NOT try to blame us. Either teach your underage child that wearing skimpy costumes for Halloween is inappropriate for her age, or keep your credit card to yourself."

Happy Xmas and a prosperous New Year to all. May some of your wishes come true.

"I tried on this thong/panty/bikini without wearing any underwear, and I want to return it now. Will you accept it?

Yes! Oh yes please!!!! How long did you wear it exactly? Will you accept a cheque?

Have a very merry one folks and folkesses.

Visions of Homer with the swimming costume(S) disappearing :-)

Y'all have a good one now! ;-))

Feliz Navidad y prpero A Nuevo!

Hope you all have a great time!

Happy christmas

Happy Christmas and a prosperous new year!

Kayak, I would if I could, but the technology defeats me - I am female afterall!

Merry Xmas everybody

iqualmente Greystone - and Merry Christmas to everyone else.

Few more days trading before Xmas or are you all having a long hols...

Here's to a good Christmas, if it goes too well you can always win friends and influence people by using these jokes instead of the sh*t ones in crackers

Question: What's red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
Answer: Sandy Claws. ha ha bloody ha

Question: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
So he can ho-ho-ho. ho-ho

Question: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Answer: Frostbite.

Question: Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
Because he had low elf esteem.

Question: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Answer: Claustrophobic.

Question: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: Snowflakes.


Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
Answer: It was wound up already.


apologies to all, any better ones pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease?

Steve O :-))

Q. How do you make an idiot laugh on Boxing Day?
A. Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve.

Hope everyone has a good one and forgets about shares for a few days!

Cheers
Bones

Health, Wealth & Happiness to us all lets Hope 2007 is a good one :)



Smiler :)

i'LL drink to that.

I am in Tenerife, soaking up the sun, and hopefully when I return to the UK Christmas will have vanished.

Bah... humbug.

Tune my Sleigh

ummm Kayak, yes sorry but the male continguent leaves a lot to be desired, can't we have a better, more hunky, rough type of guy....like Bullie :>))

Anyways just done my last trade for the year so have a good one, and wish everyone more than anything, a happy and healthy new year!

Amber xx

Trading finished for the week, so HAPPY XMAS AND A PROSPEROUS AND HEALTHY NEW YEAR TO ALL.

splat