JOKE OF THE DAY

A man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
He notices two pieces of meat stuck on the ceiling,
and asks the barman why they are there.

The barman replies "Well if you can jump up
and pull them down by your teeth,
everyone in the bar will buy you a drink".

The man replies "so what happens
if I try and cant do it?"

to which the barman replies
"well you will have to buy everyone in the bar a drink"

The man thinks about this for a short while and replies
"Nah. The steaks are two high"