JOKE OF THE DAY
Night Drinkers
Three vampires go into a bar.
The bartender walks up to the first one and says, "What can I get you?"
The vampire says, "I want a pint of blood."
The bartender then asks the second vampire,
and he too replies that he would like a pint of blood.
The bartender then asks the third vampire for his drink order.
The vampire says, "I want a pint of plasma."
The bartender thinks for a minute and says,
"Let me see if I've got this right.
That's two bloods and a blood light?"