JOKE OF THE DAY

Which Galaxy Did You Say This Is?
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady
sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out.
I stopped and asked her what was wrong.

She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home.
He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me
pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite
brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".

I said, "Well, why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine
and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00a.m.

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

Lovely dress shes wearing :-)))

Or nearly wearing. :-))