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Thank Christ.

       JOKE OF THE DAY

MEANING OF A DREAM

After she woke up, a woman told her husband,
I just dreamed that you gave me
a pearl necklace for Christmas day.
What do you think it means?

Youll know tonight, he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package
and gave it to his wife.

Delighted, she opened it
to find a book entitled The meaning of dreams.

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