Dilwhat is the difference between his fantastic tips and the back of his cat? One is a fairy talethe other is a furry tail.

All the TAILs and on the LIES, and now both of YOU

re - ( since his 111p recommendation. )

"tabasco "did say sorry about it, but the STAKER / SHEEP SHAGGER keeps going on about it but no prove of IT.

re - always use tasteful wordsyou may have to eat them.

1st .........I am not hungry and second are truth about all of you (pack of Hyenas )posting nonsence yesterday morning one after the other cos LLOY was down.
As it happens I have a brain to remember but some do not, due to some bottles getting consumed.

PROVED
Pack of HYENAS at action .......................

tabasco - 13 Oct 2009 08:41 - 1063 of 1105
I dont see your answer Master?.perhaps the Dealer might advise?

Dil - 13 Oct 2009 09:10 - 1064 of 1105
Strong support at 70p tabby ... think mr tosser has legged it.

tabasco - 13 Oct 2009 09:31 - 1065 of 1105
Dilmy Palestinian friend knows his onionsbut they are not so good in a chocolate tort cake

Fred1new - 13 Oct 2009 09:50 - 1066 of 1105
RSI, Would you like to retract some of your previous remarks about the support

marni - 13 Oct 2009 09:54 - 1068 of 1105
strange how master bator with mrsa has disappeared.......again!

Dil - 13 Oct 2009 11:36 - 1069 of 1105
Bet he turns up in 10 years when they hit 150p and says ... I told you so !

marni - 13 Oct 2009 11:39 - 1070 of 1105
that would be funny actually...........and he would have won cos thats well over 50% even for a decade as bank rate is almost zero

Many years ago as a skint trader the Master flogged his camel and bought a white van.he had a dastardly plot to steal a valuable painting from the Louvre in Parisall was going to plan until he ran out of petrol on the Arc De Triumph and was arrested by the French policeasked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious errorhe told them as a lousy traderI had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Goghpore old French Master was thoroughly Pissarrod off

tabasco

Some one would read the above, if it was poetry maybe, but a bit too complicated after a Good day trading to read it for me.

Do I recall the FTSE is doing new highs at the moment, I just remember you were saying it was going to 4.000 or so.

FTSE 100 -- 5,256.1 +102.0

I will rest my case for today
I have no more money for your drinks, you may talk more rubbish than needed

Good luck with your long term lloywas you thinking 10 or 15 years?and for your achievement of surpassing excellence I wrote ten puns over the days in your honourwith the hopes that one would winno pun in ten did Great daybut Ive run out stupidityyou have plenty left in the tank!! off to the west wing for a drinkfirst of the daynose growsssstoddle pip

What a tit you are MRSI

Plenty of that as a baby, now only playing with them.
I like your nails on them,
it looks like you are afraid of touching them


jeffmack = Millwall Supporter. Enough said,

               
Could you tell us which one is YOU?

hilarious jeffmack

master mrsa with bacterial problem still doesnt seem to answer questions........mind you, he cant spell and his grammer is a bit crap to say the least...........do they have schools in palestine?

is that
doesnt as in doesn't
cant as in can't
grammer as in grammar?

do they not have schools on your blasted heath?

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eats shoots and leaves!

Rathbones may buy Lloyds wealth management assets

Rathbones has confirmed it is in talks with Lloyds to buy parts of the banking group's wealth management division.

The discussions relate to discretionary investment management activities, mainly the Bank of Scotland Portfolio Management Service.

Rathbones says discussions are ongoing but there is no certainty any transaction will go ahead. A further announcement will be made if appropriate.

Can someone tell the "silly COW" to look at VOG?

Do I remember her trying to do a joke on herself?

The government looks ready to take its share with 5bn of the MONEY to be raise .........

From the Scotsman -- Published Date: 15 October 2009 ........

Taxpayers set to hand Lloyds another 5bn

LLOYDS Banking Group could be in line to receive up to 5 billion of taxpayers' money from Alistair Darling to shore up its finances.
The Chancellor is reported to be ready to hand the money over to the part-nationalised group so that it can escape the government's toxic asset insurance scheme.

Selling new shares worth up to 5 billion is thought to be part of a complex plan being considered by regulators to raise 25 billion of extra funds to reduce its exposure to the scheme, which is due to go live next month.

Lloyds believes its losses have peaked and the group is keen to escape paying multi-billion premiums for insuring its toxic assets.

The group which has already received 17 billion of taxpayers' money is 43 per cent owned by the state. It was rescued by the Treasury after its takeover of HBOS last year, when the world's financial markets collapsed.

The group has repaid 3 billion but is now believed to be asking for more taxpayers' money at a time when both Labour and the Conservatives are promising major cuts in spending to address the country's huge budget deficit.

No decision has yet been made by the regulatory authorities on Lloyds' plan to avoid the toxic asset scheme, which was announced in January when the banking system was in crisis.

But the prospect of more cash being handed to the group is likely to be seen as giving in to banks as they prepare to pay staff millions of pounds in bonuses, with markets around the world recovering.

The FTSE 100 Index soared to a 13-month high yesterday as traders in New York cheered the Dow Jones through the 10,000 mark. The FTSE rose another 2 per cent as stocks leapt after better-than-expected results in the US and positive economic signs in the UK and overseas. Meanwhile, the Dow Jones Industrial Average broke into five figures for the first time in a year.

And US investment banking giant JP Morgan Chase began the third quarter bank reporting season yesterday with a bigger-than-expected surge in profits. JP Morgan the largest US bank posted a forecast-beating 2.3 billion in net income for the three months to September up from 330 million a year earlier.

Figures from Goldman Sachs to be released today are expected to put the group's staff on track for a reported 14 billion in pay and bonuses this year and there are worries that excessive rewards are already back.

The asset protection scheme was devised to restore confidence in the markets by assuring investors the government was standing by the banks bad debts.

In return for a fee, the government provides banks with protection against losses on risky assets and loans "where there is the greatest amount of uncertainty about their future performance".

Lloyds is thought to be planning to raise around 11 billion from its investors, and to maintain its share of 43 per cent the government would have to pay about 5 billion of that sum.

However, the Chancellor is demanding a fee from the group of an estimated 2 billion, which would be set against the government's subscription to the new share issue. Mr Darling will ultimately determine the final amount used to buy the new shares.

The group is be keen to get out of the protection scheme to keep the taxpayer's stake in the bank below the 50 per cent level and out of government control.

A spokeswoman for Lloyds last night declined to comment.

MIDDAY MARKET REPORT

Financial issues were mostly buoyant, with banks rallying as concerns over funding were pushed to the back-burner following encouraging news and results from US counterparts.

Lloyds was the best of the banks, up 1.04p at 94.1p, additionally helped as Rathbones confirmed it is in talks with Lloyds to buy parts of the banking group's wealth management division.

re - eats shoots and leaves!

        JOKE OF THE DAY

A panda goes out for a drink one evening
Whilst having a drink he gets talking with a woman "marni".

One thing leads to another and he ends up back at her place
for the night, during which they make mad passionate love.

Come the morning she asks the Panda for some money.
'Why do you want money?' the Panda asks.
'I'm a prostitute' replies the woman.

'A what?' asks the Panda.
At this the woman gets a dictionary down and tells
the Panda to look up the word prostitute.

The Panda reads ' Prostitute - a woman who performs sexual acts for money'

'Oh' says the Panda, 'then I think you should read this' and he hands
the dictionary over to the prostitute open at the page with Panda on it.

This entry states ' Panda - eats, roots, shoots and leaves'
With that he exits the house!

A mathematician an accountant and the Master RSI apply for the same job
The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What do two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four". The interviewer asks "Four exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes four exactly"
Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question "What do two plus two equal?" The accountant says "On average four give or take ten percent but on average four."
Then the interviewer calls in the Master RSI and poses the same question "What do two plus two equal?" Master RSI gets up locks the door closes the shade sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?"

that's along the lines of what a creative - sorry, thinking - accountant should ask

Cynicthe Master is far too clever for mehe just plucks air out of the air with the ease of Paul Danielsand when I try to understandI need the help of Jack Daniel'swhatever he touches turns to gold.paint

another down day for lloy.......what a surprise!
wonder what spin the master idiot will come up tonight for this one.

looks like he could be holding this one for next 10 to 15 years right enough dil and tabasco

t
its difficult for me to say and admit this but i shall. your post 1119 is among one of the best i have read and most relevent that requires no pictures. i am finding this board in general is becoming less and less interesting to me. maybe i can contribute by stopping posting or by posting less frequently. i shall sleep on it. not looking for cuddles. far from it. i dont need em.
regards
edit just so there is no misunderstanding, i already get lots.