So Bernie gets his free place in a secure retirement home, but where is the money. Perhaps the feds should start digging on Mt Sion?

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yes aint we all, including me,
regards
jkd

Jkdcondoms never look interestingIm sure thats a fact that will not trouble Madoff

t
why you change caps/non caps? no problem dont worry me.just curious.
regards
jkd

Clubman, they're all too good looking for cynic, believe me I know...... still being treated for shock....... asos remember......uugghh :)

JKDwhy you talk Chinese?
BB.someone once told me Cynic could not stop a pig up a blind alleyCynicIt could have been you yourself.cycling gives you outward curvature of the legsso Im told

no self-respecting jew would ever want to stop a pig anywhere!

Played a lot of footballI wouldnt stop many pigs eitherbut........ How about one writing you a parking ticket?

Brain food for cynic

sorry to upset you (again), but i do not and never have kept a kosher home.

on a slightly more serious note, i think judaism, along with most other religions sets out a very good philosophy for life, though i do not hold with most of the mumbo-jumbo.

for myself, i think that when i die, the worms get me (actually my wish is to be cremated), and immortality lasts only as long as you are remembered.

Clubman/Halifaxjust a non provocative questionif you were having a pint in your local and happened to get talking to a guy drinking next to youhe may have offered you a beeryou might of exceptedthen carried on with your pleasant conversationif it transpired that he was Jewishwould it make a difference?[no Jewish jokes] surely an individual is only responsible for his or her actionswhy quote history?right or wrong it is just the way I have always played itmind, I have been called racist on these bbs many timesif you have a better way of judging an individualplease educate me!

cynic we hope you are wrong as we would hate to think Madoff will become immortal as he will certainly be remembered for what he has done to his victims, unless of course the money he and perhaps others stole can be found.

"the evil that men do lives after them, the good is oft interred with their bones"

You will get burned and go to hell for eating bacon sarnies

tabasco - 07 Jul 2009 12:47 - 121 of 124

A Jew buying a Christian a drink very funny tab

we don 't do hell even for bacon beigels!

there's a very old joke about a Christian not buying a drink for a Jew because the Jews were responsible for sinking the Titanic

No the jews were not responsible for sinking the Titianic, but I bet they were the first ones in the lifeboats, after theiving gold from the dead

let's see if i can work a truncated version of the joke on here ......

guy in the bar offers a drink to everyone in the bar, "But not for that damn Jew over there.
"Why not?" asks someone
"Because the Jews sank the Titanic, and my grandmother died on it."
"Don't be ridiculous! It was sunk by an iceberg."
"Goldberg, Steinberg, Iceberg - they're all the same!"

You missed out Bloomberg,

you're right, but perhaps he was round at his mother's having tea!

Or playing golf with Madoff