OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Thanks Kim very nice, could i have another? no fluff this time.

Oh and no flu either.

Oi Spacie, join the queue, I'm still waiting mine

OK OK K, dont worry I am not queue jumping.
Kim hurry up with KEAYDIANS Bacon roll, I want another one as well (no fluff no flu)

(errrrrrrrrrrchoooooooooo)

(Muffled, from behind mask) Doing my best here, this mask is a bit fluffy, trying to keep the bits out of the roll.

(Danish dancing girl pops head round door) Has anyone seen my fluffy thong?

Ive just tried to phone the NHS Swine Flu helpline but all I keep getting is crackling!

WHERE IS MY BACON ROLL ???????



;-)

Sorry, couldn't take my eyes off her fluffy thong!

Skinny :o)

Morning all - I wonder what new lows we can plummet to in the pig/swine jokes stakes today LOL

Danish (PASTRIES!) ready and croissants, tea and coffee of course and a fresh bowl of grass for Lambie :>)

Morning Bunny. I hope all the legal paperwork stuff is a step nearer completion. Bacon jokes are off the menu, so I'll have a Danish croissant and a large coffee please!

Hi Kim, yes it's D-Day here, the 'will-he' pull-out-or-wont-he' day with our buyer, I haven't heard anything, so I can only presume at the moment that we are still waiting on our paperwork so as predicted can't exchange today. hey-ho we shall see what happens :>)

Large coffee and a danish with a croissant on the side ;>)

bunny thank you for the grass it was really nice and i liked it a lot could i have some more for lunch please

Got everything crossed for you Bunny. Ooh, ouch!

The thought will do Kim, don't want you breaking something in that pseudo-yoga pose you have there LOL ;>)

You're welcome Lambie :>)

(Wipes pseudo-perspiration from brow) Phew! Thanks Bunny!

Ok fish and chippies day - haddock on order for Spacie, rock for me, lace your orders please :>)

Can I plaice mine for rock.

Am I too late for some warm buns?
Haddock later please :-)

That's 2 rock and 2 haddock then, better get some cod and plaice (nice pun by the way Skinny ;>) )as well as extra chips, baked beans and coleslaw in case anyone else appears.

You'll have to settle for croissants Opto that's all that's left I'm afraid.