OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Morning all - I wonder what new lows we can plummet to in the pig/swine jokes stakes today LOL

Danish (PASTRIES!) ready and croissants, tea and coffee of course and a fresh bowl of grass for Lambie :>)

Morning Bunny. I hope all the legal paperwork stuff is a step nearer completion. Bacon jokes are off the menu, so I'll have a Danish croissant and a large coffee please!

Hi Kim, yes it's D-Day here, the 'will-he' pull-out-or-wont-he' day with our buyer, I haven't heard anything, so I can only presume at the moment that we are still waiting on our paperwork so as predicted can't exchange today. hey-ho we shall see what happens :>)

Large coffee and a danish with a croissant on the side ;>)

bunny thank you for the grass it was really nice and i liked it a lot could i have some more for lunch please

Got everything crossed for you Bunny. Ooh, ouch!

The thought will do Kim, don't want you breaking something in that pseudo-yoga pose you have there LOL ;>)

You're welcome Lambie :>)

(Wipes pseudo-perspiration from brow) Phew! Thanks Bunny!

Ok fish and chippies day - haddock on order for Spacie, rock for me, lace your orders please :>)

Can I plaice mine for rock.

Am I too late for some warm buns?
Haddock later please :-)

That's 2 rock and 2 haddock then, better get some cod and plaice (nice pun by the way Skinny ;>) )as well as extra chips, baked beans and coleslaw in case anyone else appears.

You'll have to settle for croissants Opto that's all that's left I'm afraid.

The Danish dancing girls have gone Opto; bad luck!

Cod I have some haddock too please?!

OK Bunny, I was going to post I'll skip the buns....I'd rather have warm buns :-)
How long will the haddock be? getting hungry now.

Rock n chips please if I'm not to late

Can I have a buttered roll and a pickled onion also?

Can I have bread roll, tomato ketchup and a nice mug of tea with my haddock please.

grass with dew for me please bunny

Ok - rock n chips n buttered roll n pickled onion for Keaydian...........
Haddock n chips n tomato ketchup n tea for Spacie..........




(deep breath..)



one bowl of grass with dew for lambie.......
one haddock n chips for Opto........
one haddock n chips for Kim..........


(gasp......)


one rock n chips for skinny.......
and finally one rock n chips n coleslaw for me......................


(flops exhausted into chair!)

and a coke

(fans Bunny)