OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(Wipes pseudo-perspiration from brow) Phew! Thanks Bunny!

Ok fish and chippies day - haddock on order for Spacie, rock for me, lace your orders please :>)

Can I plaice mine for rock.

Am I too late for some warm buns?
Haddock later please :-)

That's 2 rock and 2 haddock then, better get some cod and plaice (nice pun by the way Skinny ;>) )as well as extra chips, baked beans and coleslaw in case anyone else appears.

You'll have to settle for croissants Opto that's all that's left I'm afraid.

The Danish dancing girls have gone Opto; bad luck!

Cod I have some haddock too please?!

OK Bunny, I was going to post I'll skip the buns....I'd rather have warm buns :-)
How long will the haddock be? getting hungry now.

Rock n chips please if I'm not to late

Can I have a buttered roll and a pickled onion also?

Can I have bread roll, tomato ketchup and a nice mug of tea with my haddock please.

grass with dew for me please bunny

Ok - rock n chips n buttered roll n pickled onion for Keaydian...........
Haddock n chips n tomato ketchup n tea for Spacie..........




(deep breath..)



one bowl of grass with dew for lambie.......
one haddock n chips for Opto........
one haddock n chips for Kim..........


(gasp......)


one rock n chips for skinny.......
and finally one rock n chips n coleslaw for me......................


(flops exhausted into chair!)

and a coke

(fans Bunny)

I'll give you a COKE!

(steam comes out of ears.........)

(legs it)

Time for a short interlude of shut-eye I think.........................

Sausage and chips please, I hate fish.

From today officially unemployed or retired, not sure yet.

(coming from behind the coat stand)

Is it safe to come out yet?

Jeffie - sausage and chips just for you - you are resting (well if that's good enough explaination for an actor for an employment break why not the rest of us!) that sounds better :>)

Keaydian you can come back in now I've smoothed my ears back down ;>)

OK bottle of shiraz cab and glasses alround! Depending on your point of view our buyer has either seen sense or bottled it, either way he's not pulled out :>)