JOKE OF THE DAY
Women way of thinking
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
What's the one thing that keeps most men out of college?
High School.
What's the difference between a man and a cow?
One brain cell that prevents them from shitting all over the place!
Did you hear about the baby born with both sexes?
It had a penis AND a brain!
What does a man call true love?
An erection
How do most men define marriage?
A very expensive way to get your laundry done free.
What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO?
I don't know, I've never seen either one.
What is six inches long, two inches wide and make men act like fools?
Money.
