JOKE OF THE DAY
A woman was standing before the bedroom mirror,
admiring herself in her expensive new outfit.
She posed this way and that. Her husband,
looking with disinterest, remarked:
"Your bum is the size of a 3-burner barbeque!"
Later that evening, tucked up cozy in bed,
he leant over, tapped her on the shoulder,
and asked hopefully; "How about it?"
She replied "It's hardly worth lighting the Barby
for half a sausage now is it?!!"
