- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Socs,
I suspect chocolat might make mincemeat of them that's for sure.

chocolat,
Most assuredly, but then most people forget....

Whaaat?

See?

chocolat,
Are you ready for a refill, there seems to be none left on the bar?

What am I seeing?
No refill, that's for sure..
..and I said I didn't need glasses.

It is right here, I'll pour another straight away if you are in that frame.

Glasses are a house rule, we can't have guests licking the bar, it looks untidy!

How cornea can you get?

Well my situation lens itself I am new so only a pupil really, and I bought you flowers as a thank you, irises of course, I know it's a bit high-brow, but I bought lashings of them.

That corne-a?

And don't think I didn't notice the wink.

I do my best, however I get the feeling you don't approve of my vitreous humor, so perhaps I'd better put a lid on it.

This is all too much for me, I think I shall go to bed and dream of ......

Goodnight all.

Goodnight Socs

chocolat,
I was glancing back just now, what day are we apologising for at the moment?

I dunno - were we - and what day is it anyway? This is all opto's fault..
Going to slope off with my shoes dangling now.. G'night :)

Goodnight chocolat.

I've done all the cleaning up I can handle, washed and stacked the glasses, swept floor, mopped up the incapable, cleaned ashtrays, repaired light on stairs to the cellar, replaced all the tatty coasters, maintenance cycle completed on lager and guinness pumps, picked up empty bottles, recalibrated optics, removed crumbs from toaster, changed covers on Socs chair, and polished licencees plaque on door.
I'm off
Goodnight

SC

Good morning all. Here I am all ready for my Sunday morning full English breakfast.

Stormcaller went a bit berserk last night. "Changed the covers on Soc's chair", it was antique leather and now it's chintz.

"Repaired light on stairs to the cellar", he stuck a candle on to the light switch.

"Washed and stacked the glasses", there's an 8ft stack of glasses in the middle of the entrance corridor.

"Removed the crumbs from the toaster", in the washing mashine?

"Polished licencees plaque on door", with black boot polish.

I haven't looked at the other items yet, except that I can't find any ash trays and the optics all have plimsoll marks on them!

Must take more water with it Stormy.