OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Difficult to know what's worse really, I mean trying to keep things crossed proves a tad difficult after a few hours or if you want to move without falling over....but on the other hand all this touch/knock on wood is starting to give me a headache! ;>)

Tea please :-))

Tea for you Opto :>)
Would you like plaice with that ;>)

Bunny, sounds as though you have done everything you can re the house, hope it all works out.

Any chance of a Danish Bacon Roll please? I feel we have a duty to eat all the pigs so that they cant spread any more flu, it will also keep lamby happy because he doesnt like pigs.

I'll don a face mask and get that done for you Spacie ;>)

Bucket of black coffee please :o(

(Swoosh) (Slides a glass of 'Resolve' down the bar)

That bad huh Kim?......
One bucket of black coffee.......

laugh of the week - our buyer can't exchange cos he's not ready yet :>S

Opps sorry - that bucket is for keaydian!

Jeff a man in an armchair, or even worse a deck chair having a snooze, is to a woman like a red rag to a bull. The wife is back to work today after a couple of months off following joint surgery and she sent me a text saying she hopes I am working. My portfolio is up almost 60% this year so I am leaving it well alone at the minute (http://www.myshares.741.com) What more does she want?! This is her first day back - I am having a much needed rest. I don't want her retiring anytime soon!

T_I_M, make sure that you at least appear to be tired when she gets home!

Bunny, the 'Resolve' was for K too! Your buyer can't exchange cos he's not ready yet???!!! Haha!, loving it!!!!! Karma!

(sticks head in bucket)

glug glug glug...................

TIM, its a nightmare, I need to completely re-train her

.............glug glug glug

Want a cream bun KEAYDIAN?

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Bacon, egg, fried bread and black pudding?

Jeffie - are you sure it's the wife who needs re-training and not the other way round ????

(runs out the door at breakneck speed!!!!!!!!!!!)

;>)

(glug glug glug)

(Falls off chair due to passing whirlwind) Ouch!