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GD's Tea Rooms (TEAS)     

Golddog - 23 Jan 2003 13:39

- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -
 GD's Night Club
- Refreshment for Naughty doll032.gif Goodsouls -
In memory of Croc 25/5/04 -forever welcome and very much loved by all We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous I'm an alcoholic, but i don't care! 
Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!
-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-
Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

it's been a hard day! and i'm bloody thirsty!!- The Boozejust one more for the road! Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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huh.gifThe Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   here i amYe Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

I'm Tiddles the night pussy!

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 13:35 - 12155 of 23498

What have you done? One glass of chilled guiness coming up.

jeffmack - 22 Aug 2004 13:41 - 12156 of 23498

I was out shopping with the wife and a few words were exchanged. She gave me the car keys and said I'll meet you at home, so I went home. When she gets in I expect to find that "meet you at home" actually means "wait in the car"

Is there a book available that shows what women say, what it actually means?

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 14:01 - 12157 of 23498

'When she gets home' is perhaps the key phrase. I'm seeing cleaned-out bank account, 5* hotel (with luxury spa, of course) and a return on about Wednesday, November 16th. Good luck with the kids and washing up, jeff!

STORMCALLER - 22 Aug 2004 14:04 - 12158 of 23498

jeffmack,
It has been a pleasure knowing you! No book as such, but a useful hint at this point may be the book of common prayer. There is no translator available I am afraid, as that would require universal wisdom.
I would suggest you face a huge amount of work to prove that you are worthy of forgiveness, which you will then have to earn by working just as hard again, don't hold your breath

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 14:06 - 12159 of 23498

....and women have very....very....l-o-n-g....memories. (Which are extremely expensive to erase!)

STORMCALLER - 22 Aug 2004 14:13 - 12160 of 23498

Priscilla,
Love and understanding goes a long way to assuage that retentive capactiy, unfortunately we poor males only ever have claim on one of these.

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 14:21 - 12161 of 23498

Quick, jeff! Book an extremely expensive weekend break somewhere romantic. Rome, Venice, Tahiti and surprise her when she comes back. (Book for no earlier than November though. Previous rules still apply!)

jeffmack - 22 Aug 2004 14:41 - 12162 of 23498

Priscilla
We are off to Cyprus wednesday, so hoopefully I will only suffer till then.

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 14:42 - 12163 of 23498

so she's not back yet then, jeff?

Socrates - 22 Aug 2004 14:46 - 12164 of 23498

Is there any correlation between memory retention time and size?

Priscilla - 22 Aug 2004 14:48 - 12165 of 23498

size of what, socs?

Socrates - 22 Aug 2004 15:21 - 12166 of 23498

Priscilla
I was thinking elephants, no particular parts of them, that would be an area I would not wish to get in to.

jeffmack - 22 Aug 2004 15:25 - 12167 of 23498

HELPPPPPPPPPPP

chocolat - 22 Aug 2004 15:28 - 12168 of 23498

Ok ok - what is it?

chocolat - 22 Aug 2004 15:30 - 12169 of 23498

I've only popped in, just to confuse you all, seeing as I wasn't going to be here today to begin with..

Big Al - 22 Aug 2004 15:30 - 12170 of 23498

opto - never had Kir? Lurvly stuff.

Alternatively, make a Kir Royale with a good bottle of Champers. Stunning.

Socrates - 22 Aug 2004 15:33 - 12171 of 23498

Ignore him, he is beyond help.

jeffmack - 22 Aug 2004 15:35 - 12172 of 23498

Shes back

chocolat - 22 Aug 2004 15:37 - 12173 of 23498

...and???

jeffmack - 22 Aug 2004 16:02 - 12174 of 23498

Silence is golden
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