Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Taking it on the chin



I'm impressed Bos

most women are!!!!!

and modest with it huh bosley.......
;>)

i think the women are swooning!

she's practising being able to hold it!!!!!! oooooooo fnarr fnarr!!!

i love playing "hide the salami"!!!

Must be one of queenie's

One for jimmy.

Love the Queenie pick driver - u've made me burst out laughing a few times this week! Good show..... :)

Thanks Driver, can you just note, i do prefer the dark haired latino types :) .

Dark haired latino??? Isn't that Kawazakis 1983 750cc superbike? Or was it one of Yamahas?

Mine's bigger than yours!!

ok ok ok. enough with the big pics. takes forever to load.

FROM: MRS THERESA LUZA/MR.JOSEPH LUZA
JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL:+27-82-426-1614
E-MAILjosephthluza@hotmail.com


A PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE

Dear One in lord, Sir/madam,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not
know me
personally; the purpose of introduction is that, I am MRS THERESA LUZA,
The
only wife of HENRY LUZA, who was murdered in the land dispute in
Zimbabwe.
I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you.
Before
the death of my Husband, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the
sum
of US$20.5 Million (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars), in one the private security company, as if he foresaw the
looming
danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as germ stones
to
avoid much demurrage from Security Company. This amount was meant for
the
purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and established of
new
farm in Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe
introduces a new Land Act reform which wholly affected the rich white
farmers and some few blacks farmers. And this resulted to the killing
and
mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society.
In
fact, a lot of people was killed because of this land reformed Act for
which
my Husband was one of the victim.

It is against this background that, I and my family who are currently
staying in South Africa decided to transfer my Husbands money to
foreign
account since the law of South Africa prohibit a refugee (asylum
seeker) to
open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction
throughout the territorializing South Africa. As the as the only wife
of my
Husband, I am saddle with the responsibility of seeking a genuine
foreign
account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of
my
government who are bent from taking everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am
faced with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South
Africa for
fear of going through the same experience in future since both
countries
have similar political history. Moreover, the South African Foreign
Exchange policy does not allow such investment as an asylum seeker. As
a
businessman, who I have to entrust my future and of my family in his
hands,
I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept
to
assist me and my family all I want you to do for me is to make
arrangements
and come to Johannesburg South Africa, so that you can open a
non-resident
account which will aid us in transferring the money into any account
you
will nominate overseas.

This money I intend to use for investment I have two options for you;
firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for
nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into
partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money
in
your country. Whichever the options you want, feel free to notify me I
have
also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in
the
process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am
willing
to give you 25% of the money while the remaining 70% will be for my
investment in your country. Contact us with the above E-mail,Telephone
or
fax number while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy
required in
this transaction.

Thanks and God bless.

MRS. THERESA LUZA/MR.JOSEPH LUZA
(For the Family)


Iv'e got another offer ,it's unbelievable , i said this sort of offer only comes along once in a months time , and i was right , i'm going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams..

jimmy.

http://wwwlistbox.cern.ch/earchive/na49-spectra/msg00080.html

jimmy , you are such a spawny git!! jammy bugger!!

driver i hope your not trying to put me off, that's a kind of deramping.
bos,i'll cut you in

cheers, cock.