OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

Tea or Coffee KEA.... er, oh maybe not.

Don't worry I'm used to his morning routine.......take the tube feed one end into the bucket of coffee and one end into his mouth and leave him to slurp......
:>)

Ah! Ok, here we go. Oops, urgh!, that was his nose; there, that's got it.

Wheew...that wasn't as catostraphic as it could have been! I meant to say just be careful where the tube goes, starting with making sure he's sleep the right way up!
;>)

No worries! it's not naked Friday yet! :o)

LOL
Actually I should apologise for lowering the tone this early in the morning ;>)

zzz....slurp....zzz....slurp.....zzz.....slurp

(Splosh, splish, splash. Tops up bucket)

zzz.....zz....z.........yawn.... stretch....tut...........z.......zz......zzz....zzz....slurp....zzz....slurp.....zzz.....slurp

should i tell kim that Keaydian has turned around [perhaps not - will be intersting to see if he notices before reinserting Keaydian's drinking tube. LOL]

(Yawn) Grmph, ZZZZzzzZZZZ Hmph, Huh? Er...what? oh, tube's come out. (Sticks tube in KEAYDIAN's ear). ZZZZzzzzZZZZZ.

(glug glug glug)

Yes it's my party trick.

Hey! Impressive! (Refills bucket. Splish, splosh, splash) What else can you do?

Morning all - usual chippie run at lunchtime - place (plaice!) your orders now :>)

Danish Bacon roll please.

I might go to Mexico soon.

One bacon roll coming up......I wouldn't Spacie, could be a wsted journey, with our numbers of infected persons going up they might not let you in LOL

Bunny - get your skate(s) on and cod I have rock and chips please?

Thanks bunny, is it fish and chips again today? if so Haddock and Chips, white bread roll and Tomato Ketchup for me please.

I have decided not to go to Mexico after all, the Swat Valley looks very nice.

Yes fish and chips again due to work load of catering staff ;>)
Skinny - I don't pollock about when I have to get something done ;>)
OK Rocks and chippies for Skinny and me and Haddock and chippoes for Spacie plus a white bread roll and tomato ketchup.

I'm going in 10 minutes folks of there's any more orders!

Morning Bunny 'n all. Steak pie, mushy peas and chips for me please, with loads of salt and vinegar on m' chips