Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

Dark haired latino??? Isn't that Kawazakis 1983 750cc superbike? Or was it one of Yamahas?

Mine's bigger than yours!!

ok ok ok. enough with the big pics. takes forever to load.

FROM: MRS THERESA LUZA/MR.JOSEPH LUZA
JOHANNESBURG SOUTH AFRICA.
TEL:+27-82-426-1614
E-MAILjosephthluza@hotmail.com


A PLEA FOR ASSISTANCE

Dear One in lord, Sir/madam,

You may be surprised to receive this letter from me since you do not
know me
personally; the purpose of introduction is that, I am MRS THERESA LUZA,
The
only wife of HENRY LUZA, who was murdered in the land dispute in
Zimbabwe.
I got your contact through network online hence decided to write you.
Before
the death of my Husband, he had taken me to Johannesburg to deposit the
sum
of US$20.5 Million (Twenty Million Five Hundred Thousand United States
Dollars), in one the private security company, as if he foresaw the
looming
danger in Zimbabwe. This money was deposited in a box as germ stones
to
avoid much demurrage from Security Company. This amount was meant for
the
purchase of new machines and chemicals for the farms and established of
new
farm in Swaziland.

This land problem came when Zimbabwean President Mr. Robert Mugabe
introduces a new Land Act reform which wholly affected the rich white
farmers and some few blacks farmers. And this resulted to the killing
and
mob action by Zimbabwean war veterans and some lunatics in the society.
In
fact, a lot of people was killed because of this land reformed Act for
which
my Husband was one of the victim.

It is against this background that, I and my family who are currently
staying in South Africa decided to transfer my Husbands money to
foreign
account since the law of South Africa prohibit a refugee (asylum
seeker) to
open any bank account or to be involved in any financial transaction
throughout the territorializing South Africa. As the as the only wife
of my
Husband, I am saddle with the responsibility of seeking a genuine
foreign
account where this money could be transferred without the knowledge of
my
government who are bent from taking everything we have got.

The South African government seems to be playing along with them. I am
faced with the dilemma of investing this amount of money in South
Africa for
fear of going through the same experience in future since both
countries
have similar political history. Moreover, the South African Foreign
Exchange policy does not allow such investment as an asylum seeker. As
a
businessman, who I have to entrust my future and of my family in his
hands,
I must let you know that this transaction is risk free. If you accept
to
assist me and my family all I want you to do for me is to make
arrangements
and come to Johannesburg South Africa, so that you can open a
non-resident
account which will aid us in transferring the money into any account
you
will nominate overseas.

This money I intend to use for investment I have two options for you;
firstly you can choose to have certain percentage of the money for
nominating your account for this transaction. Or you can go into
partnership with me for the proper profitable investment of the money
in
your country. Whichever the options you want, feel free to notify me I
have
also mapped out 5% of this money for all kinds of expenses incurred in
the
process of this transaction. If you do not prefer a partnership I am
willing
to give you 25% of the money while the remaining 70% will be for my
investment in your country. Contact us with the above E-mail,Telephone
or
fax number while I implore you to maintain the absolute secrecy
required in
this transaction.

Thanks and God bless.

MRS. THERESA LUZA/MR.JOSEPH LUZA
(For the Family)


Iv'e got another offer ,it's unbelievable , i said this sort of offer only comes along once in a months time , and i was right , i'm going to be rich beyond my wildest dreams..

jimmy.

http://wwwlistbox.cern.ch/earchive/na49-spectra/msg00080.html

jimmy , you are such a spawny git!! jammy bugger!!

driver i hope your not trying to put me off, that's a kind of deramping.
bos,i'll cut you in

cheers, cock.

They also have a daughter thrown in on the deal

.

jimmy
Just give me your bank a/c No I will sort it out for you.

jimmy bos
Have you been in the games room yet, great fun.

i just lost the lot on roulette!!!!!!

driver ,i was hoping you would lend me the 50k needed to do the deal, i was going to pay you back 1 mil . Ok i'll try the games room.

Boys will be boys.....
;>)

jimmy
I got one.

Hello my dear,
Compliment of the day, Im Mrs.Joy Daku from
sierra-Leone. I picked interest on you after glancing
through your short profile, I deemed it necessary to
disclose this important issue I believe one thing in
me that God will always make a way for the needy and
helpless one. I would like you to do me this favour,
save my soul before I die.

My husband Mr.Williams Daku(late) who was killed by
the rebels in 2003, during the political uprising here
in Cote d'Ivoire, deposited some money in a bank
here(US$10.5Million) in a suspense fixed account. My
late husband was an Agro- Merchant, he did export to
many countries before his untimely death.

Since I lost my husband, Ive contacted the bank for
the release of the money, the Bank Manger precisely
told that my late husband made the deposit in a
suspense fixed account with a clause attached to it
for onward transfer into a foreign account, that Ill
not have access to the money now until its
transferred first.

On this note, I contacted you to please come in as my
late husbands foreign business partner to enable the
bank transfer the money in your
foreign account

The bank has given me requirements I should forward to
them:

1. Your full name, contact postal address
2. Your phone and fax numbers.

This is a matter of trust, now I confide in you since
I dont know anybody abroad, therefore, please promise
me that youll not sit on this money when it gets into
your account, also, please as I contacted you for this
purpose, lets restrict the information from
third-party to avoid exposing ourselves to wicked
people.

If you agree on this, Ill give you 15% of the total
share when transferred, then 5% will be given to you
if you made any expense on the cause of the transfer.

Waiting to hearing from you, please once I hear from
you I'll send you my pictures, also the deposit
certificate the bank gave to my late husband.you can
call me on ;0022505115928.
Thanks,
Mrs. Joy daku

i am soooo jealous. why are you lot the beneficiaries of such good fortune? driver, i hope you're not going to keep it all to yourself? a wise man would always spread the bread.

Like you driver i'm so shrewd, that's probably why we've been chosen,,,do you know what your going to do with the money ? i'm moving to a bigger house and ordering a new car..Good luck ,,not that we need it..
bos your obviously not what they are looking for sorry.

monday morning. off work for two weeks so i can finish off all those crappy little jobs that i didn't get around to before we moved in after the renovation. where do i start? can i be arsed? do i really want to go to band q on a gorgeous sunny day like today? she wrote me a list before she left for work. (long, napoleon dynamite type sigh) ............