Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

cheers, cock.

They also have a daughter thrown in on the deal

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jimmy
Just give me your bank a/c No I will sort it out for you.

jimmy bos
Have you been in the games room yet, great fun.

i just lost the lot on roulette!!!!!!

driver ,i was hoping you would lend me the 50k needed to do the deal, i was going to pay you back 1 mil . Ok i'll try the games room.

Boys will be boys.....
;>)

jimmy
I got one.

Hello my dear,
Compliment of the day, Im Mrs.Joy Daku from
sierra-Leone. I picked interest on you after glancing
through your short profile, I deemed it necessary to
disclose this important issue I believe one thing in
me that God will always make a way for the needy and
helpless one. I would like you to do me this favour,
save my soul before I die.

My husband Mr.Williams Daku(late) who was killed by
the rebels in 2003, during the political uprising here
in Cote d'Ivoire, deposited some money in a bank
here(US$10.5Million) in a suspense fixed account. My
late husband was an Agro- Merchant, he did export to
many countries before his untimely death.

Since I lost my husband, Ive contacted the bank for
the release of the money, the Bank Manger precisely
told that my late husband made the deposit in a
suspense fixed account with a clause attached to it
for onward transfer into a foreign account, that Ill
not have access to the money now until its
transferred first.

On this note, I contacted you to please come in as my
late husbands foreign business partner to enable the
bank transfer the money in your
foreign account

The bank has given me requirements I should forward to
them:

1. Your full name, contact postal address
2. Your phone and fax numbers.

This is a matter of trust, now I confide in you since
I dont know anybody abroad, therefore, please promise
me that youll not sit on this money when it gets into
your account, also, please as I contacted you for this
purpose, lets restrict the information from
third-party to avoid exposing ourselves to wicked
people.

If you agree on this, Ill give you 15% of the total
share when transferred, then 5% will be given to you
if you made any expense on the cause of the transfer.

Waiting to hearing from you, please once I hear from
you I'll send you my pictures, also the deposit
certificate the bank gave to my late husband.you can
call me on ;0022505115928.
Thanks,
Mrs. Joy daku

i am soooo jealous. why are you lot the beneficiaries of such good fortune? driver, i hope you're not going to keep it all to yourself? a wise man would always spread the bread.

Like you driver i'm so shrewd, that's probably why we've been chosen,,,do you know what your going to do with the money ? i'm moving to a bigger house and ordering a new car..Good luck ,,not that we need it..
bos your obviously not what they are looking for sorry.

monday morning. off work for two weeks so i can finish off all those crappy little jobs that i didn't get around to before we moved in after the renovation. where do i start? can i be arsed? do i really want to go to band q on a gorgeous sunny day like today? she wrote me a list before she left for work. (long, napoleon dynamite type sigh) ............

I am blonde. I am allowed to tell this joke.
What is the difference between the Panama Canal and a blonde?
One is a busy ditch.................
Which reminds me. The Panama canal makes the longest pallindromic sentence I know. "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama"
Anyone beat it???
Alan

Alan you need a check up from the neck up.

Goldfinger is back ,i wonder what he will make of his thread 1293 posts now , and all of them intelligent !!

Been reading the SEO thread and there are more than a few couch cases there. I think the next big thing in the threads should be a psychiatrists thread where we can all go and discuss our mental problems. I'll start. I have both a persecution complex and an inferiority complex. I think the whole world is against me but I probably deserve it anyway.
The new thread is a bad idea. The jokes are crap and it would fill up with serious minded ULT rampers trying to flog us BTB!!!
Alan

ABLE WAS I ERE I SAW ELBA

LIVE NOT ON EVIL

a couple of palindromes from school days!

palindrome - if more than one sentence permitted proptrade, how about this :-

Doc, note I dissent.A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

you win, hands down!

No Prop. Backwards that says; nwod sdnah niw uoy
C'mon get a grip. The rules aint that hard.
8-)

alan , this one is for you
Sex Alert: "Ella, my mallet relaxes!"

for sd,
Swap God for a Janitor, Rot in a jar of dog paws.