TAKING the PISS

       
        "hlyeo98" trying to grow brainless head

Finishing just above the middle of the range for the day

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MRSI
nice to see you are back on the correct topic with your last post.please do remember he who laughs last etc.and nobody should laugh at he who is wrong.not saying he is, not saying he isn't.
regards
jkd

What the hell is 'A PICK' ? Something to dig your own grave with methinks! Or something to dig up a dictionary? MRSI, you want to be taken seriously, then stop acting your shoe size.

PUSSYCAT

YOU remind me of "miss Meddling" allways finding something wrong, and apporting nothing to the thread.

Keep it UP, I will allways find an answer for your "gratuitously comments"

Maybe not good for the SHORTERS but ORIEL SEC put a target of 90p for LLOY

* Oriel Securities upgrades Barclays to buy from hold with a 350p target,
upgrades Lloyds to add from hold with a 90p target
and downgrades HSBC to add from buy with a 600p target.

re - SHORTERS

       

Some of them will be doing that one day

Lloyds and RBS on target for small business lending
UK Economic
Tuesday, 26 May 2009

UK Economic News: Banks will however say they are not on target to meet large business lending figures.

It has been reported that RBS (LON:RBS) and Lloyds Banking Group will not be able to meet previously pledged lending levels - this coming at a time when a new raft of bonus payments will be paid out.

Citywire this morning reports that Lloyds Banking Group (LON:LLOY) and RBS have told the Treasury that they will not be able to meet targets to lend a combined 39 billion more this year because there is too little demand from larger companies.

The Telegraph reported both banks have said the problem was not the supply of credit but demand from large companies.

The good news for the UK small business community is that the banks are expected to meet their targets for mortgage and small business lending.

Payouts
It was also reported this morning that a new bonus payout row was likely as RBS hands out 5 million worth of share bonuses among four of its directors.

Ron Teerlink, the banks chief administration officer, and Chris Sullivan, the incoming head of the UK corporate banking division, are set to receive 1.9 million and 1.8 million shares, respectively, according to the Times.

Alan Dickinson, the outgoing head of UK corporate banking, is in line to receive 1.9 million shares, although he is leaving his post in July and will retire next year.

Ellen Alemany, the chief executive of RBS America, is in line to receive 5.9 million shares - worth 2.4million at present prices - if targets are met over the next three years.

this crap that hyleo talked about this morning......he gives no info as usual.....however total is no more than 250 million.....big deal!!

hyleo, go and do some research and stop posting stupid predictions with many of them failing.....u must be almost broke by now

hlyeo98

Do not forget
I am on top of the WORLD

Specialy because I am ONE of the few making money this days, and my girlfriend told me yesterday "I was the best MAN she ever met",
yes it seems she had others but I am the BEST not only in shares.

My selection PHTM finished at best of the day 17.50 / 17.50p +2.75p +18.64% Two auctions at the end were needed after hours

hyleo cant pick winners......he only looks for shares that plummet and then "borrows" peoples shares........i wish i could borrow a posh house in best area

m
i think perhaps you may have the horse before the cart. lol.he borrows their shares Before they plummet not after. sometimes he is right sometimes not. from my experience of reading his posts he is mostly right. he is after all our Grim Reaper and worth paying attention to, if only to heed as a warning to not get overly excited about any price movement in the short term. anyway borrowing and then seeing them plummet seems to me to be a winner. but thats just my opinion.
your wish can be fulfilled. you can borrow a posh house in best area, its called renting. but if house prices go up you dont share in the profit. thats the risk.thats what free markets are all about. risk/reward. you may or may not like it but that is Fact. anyone who doesnt like it has the freedom of choice not to participate. so please either stop participating or stop whining about others.
maybe this thread can now get back to subject.
thank you.
regards
jkd

US market
Finishing 196 points on the blue close to the best of the day,
SHOULD AUGUR WELL FOR TOMORROW MORNING OPENING


15 minutes delay

ttt
-say10 or more? (posts that is)maybe -20 might be more appropriate.

regards
jkd

Banks - opening modesly higher with the market and staying that way so far though on the lower gains

hyleo quiet today.........oh yes, thats cos lloy is up today so far.....what a pathetic prat he is

BROKERS Recomendations

UBS: reiterated buy for LLOY

Hey Master.

I for one think you are a funny man who makes me laugh with your cartoons.

I've made plenty of money on your short-term analysis so keep up the good work!

same here........i make more from master than that idiot hyleo.

Proving to be a day of indecision so far, thought the DOW futures is a bit higher

Indecisions >>>>>>>>>

PS - for those following PHTM, is up another 8.70% today