OK temporary accomodation for us ex-pats of Spacie's coffee house that is sadly now boarded up and in memory of Goldie's old pad the tearooms.

No fancy stuff, as this is temporary until we find a nice new place but it's warm down here with the fire and aga and I've organised a daily guinness, lager and wine delivery. There is a small kitchen in the corner and a few comfy cosy armchairs.

So feel free to take refuge when you need a break - self-service generally I'm afraid but when I can I'll rustle up a meal :>)

(purs coffee from ear)

Sorry, what was that? Coffee has made me a bit mutten.

Um, er oh, nothing really. Not eating today?!

a?

Chinese leftovers?

(whisk whisk whisk)

Yes, this week I shall mainly be baking cakes,..............naked.

(whisk whisk whisk)

.....(whisk whisk whisk)

I then fold the mixute into a baking tin.......

(fold fold fold).............

KEAYDIAN, no sausage rolls for me, in fact no cakes for me this week thanks.

I am off to Mexico...

Whoa! I don't think that should have been in the baking tin! Um, any soup or something other than cake?

Good luck Spacie! I hope you don't end up in the Cuckoo's nest: you know, the novel/film, 'One flu over the Cuckoo's nest'?

.........and place in a pre-heated oven, gas mark no 5 for 30 mins.......

(places cake mixture in oven)

OUCH!

Cooling time vary but should be ready at a few minutes past 4pm.

zzz zzz zzz zzz (sniff sniff) zzz zzz zzz

I'm sure he said "and place in a pre-heated oven, gas mark no 5 for 30 mins". Um, er KEA...er, hmm, maybe he meant 30 hours. Um, yes.....I'm sure that's what he meant.

Is it supposed to smoke like that?

zzz zzz zzz zzzz

oi Alfred, are those buns ready? LOL

(Cough, cough) I think there may be a good chance they might have a bit of a crusty (cough, splutter) outer layer!

zzz zzz zz z.......sniff sniff.......

Oh, oh........flames!

can i have a piece of charcoal then please. better have some coffee to help
a) put the flames out &
b) take the burnt taste away.
Will get my missus to rustle up some flap jacks for tomorrow[ she won't let me in the kitchen since my last Alfred impression which cost me a new baking tray and 4 hours cleaning the oven out!!!

.......oh no the cake!

woooosh

Time to make like a tree and get the hell out of here

A tree?

Hmmm good morning - someone's changed the decor in the kitchen to brown/black walls and ceiling !?! Don't like that I'll re-paint it, just start by washing it down first................................................................................


That's odd, naff paint this! Comes off when you wash the walls! Something bought cheap no doubt...oh well soon have my nice pink walls back then...................

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(time elapsing....)

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Excellent back to pink walls and lilac ceiling, much better :>)


OK tea's on and chaps please don't try and redecorate for me................thanks.