Thought Id start this one going because its rather dead on this board at the moment and I suppose all my usual muckers are either at the Stella tennis event watching Dim Tim (lose again) or at Henly Regatta eating cucumber sandwiches (they wish,...NOT).

Anyway please feel free to just talk to yourself blast away and let it go on any company or subject you wish. Just wish Id thought of this one before.

cheers GF.

I am blonde. I am allowed to tell this joke.
What is the difference between the Panama Canal and a blonde?
One is a busy ditch.................
Which reminds me. The Panama canal makes the longest pallindromic sentence I know. "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama"
Anyone beat it???
Alan

Alan you need a check up from the neck up.

Goldfinger is back ,i wonder what he will make of his thread 1293 posts now , and all of them intelligent !!

Been reading the SEO thread and there are more than a few couch cases there. I think the next big thing in the threads should be a psychiatrists thread where we can all go and discuss our mental problems. I'll start. I have both a persecution complex and an inferiority complex. I think the whole world is against me but I probably deserve it anyway.
The new thread is a bad idea. The jokes are crap and it would fill up with serious minded ULT rampers trying to flog us BTB!!!
Alan

ABLE WAS I ERE I SAW ELBA

LIVE NOT ON EVIL

a couple of palindromes from school days!

palindrome - if more than one sentence permitted proptrade, how about this :-

Doc, note I dissent.A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

you win, hands down!

No Prop. Backwards that says; nwod sdnah niw uoy
C'mon get a grip. The rules aint that hard.
8-)

alan , this one is for you
Sex Alert: "Ella, my mallet relaxes!"

for sd,
Swap God for a Janitor, Rot in a jar of dog paws.

http://www.palindromelist.com/longest.htm

And the winner is Boz, for being able to trawl the internet and having the time to do it. the first prize was getting rubbed down twicw a day with a hot woman.
And the next challenge is..........................

ooo goodie!!! i could really use a hot woman. my girlfriend has gone a little cool since she became preggers.

There you go bos , a hot woman for you...

mmmmmmmmmmmmm
where are those tissues.............?

suddendly i have lost interest in palindromes. i wonder why...

palindromes??? wouldn't mind a play with a pair o' those!!!!

She could sit on my face any day.

MS

that's really generous of you, mickey. the poor girl does look tired and in need of somewhere to rest!!!!

Partridge - fun_with_words.com?

Nam

Bos ,,this is my hot bird of the day..