An apostrophe was reported stolen from a post of Gausie's. The theft was reported by a Ms Chocolat, who omitted to mention the precise location of the missing punctuation mark, but is widely believed to have disappeared from the region of the compound word AIN'T in a recent post.
The apostrophe is feared to have been consigned to the same fate as the rest of the missing "news" on the DMR thread.
The authorities would like to be informed of the whereabouts of a suspect, a Ms SueHelen, who is also believed to be responsible for the disappearance of all the other "news" in the same vicinity.
Inspector Knacker ("Knacker of the Yard") was also quoted as suspecting that the apostrophe may have been the accidental victim of a vicious "Pump and Dump" raid in the area. "I am consultin' with my colleagues in the FSA, the CID, the CIA, the RAC and anyfink else wif three letters in it, even the CFD" said Insp. Knacker. "We'll apprehend these apostrophe muggers, whatever it takes."
Scuse me for asking SH but I see up the thread a lot of messages from you saying we were getting news- whether immediate or imminent. I have checked and can't find any news so have I missed it? Also the IC comment last week has done nothing for the share price- why is this if it was such a good tip?
Call me an old cynic if you like, and I probably deserve castigating for thinking such a thing, but could it possibly be that the significance of 3 days time is that SH will have offloaded the lot by then and not give a stuff what everyone else says. That the name SH will disappear for some good time and DMR will be forgotten about in favour of the next sure fire big money winner?
No. Only a real low-life would attempt that and only a complete fool would fall for it.
I apologise for thinking such low thoughts.