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        JOKE OF THE DAY

A man goes to a psychiatrist.
To start things off, the psychiatrist
suggests they start with a Rorschach Test.

He holds up the first picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a park," the man replies.

The psychiatrist holds up the second picture and asks the man what he sees.
"A man and a woman making love in a boat."

He holds up the third picture.
"A man and a woman making love at the beach."
This goes on for the rest of the set of pictures;
the man says he sees a man and a woman making love
in every one of the pictures.

At the end of the test, the psychiatrist
looks over his notes and says,
"It looks like you have a preoccupation with sex."

And the man replies,
"Well, you're the one with the dirty pictures."