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        JOKE OF THE DAY

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her,
so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.
Sure enough, when she opens the door,
she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead.

She points the gun at her boyfriend at stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief,
so she puts the gun up to the side her head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it...

The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"