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           JOKE OF THE DAY

Dentist needs help
Dentist begging the patient:
Could you help me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?

Patient: Why? Doc,
it isn't all that bad this time.

Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room
right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game