Dear all,

Many posters come to a new website for the first time for a look around and lurk, ie do not post, just to familiarise themselves with the set up etc.

I thought we could do with a thread where people who have just arrived could come in say hello, ask questions, talk to the locals, but most importantly say they were here and say hello to everybody.

So when you arrive please say Hi or just Bog Off Ash

Best regards

Ashley

AJ you've spilt my pint and owe me another one.

Howard,

True, I have also lost your email address and mob.

So if you want me to spill another one you had better email me ajames89691@aol.com

Cheers

Ash

PS When are you gonna start a Bulmers Thread?

hello to all the new people. Just want to say that I like this site immensely. The atmosphere is very friendly and the posters helpful and informative

Has anyone seen contract note yet?

She's lying, everybody. Trying to lure you in. It's a trap. She's a white-haired little witch only 3ft tall. As soon as the door closes behind you they'll tell you it's your round and we'll all reveal our empty glasses. When we've spent all your money we'll welcome the next newcomer and drain their wallet too. It's a trap I tell you. Three days later when you sober up you'll have forgotten the way out. Escape while you still can, and warn the others.

Juzzle,

Yes I Agree, this is clearly a Honey, legs up to her armpits male entrapment plan by MoneyAM to lure unsuspecting males onto the Traders Room BB under false pretences.

Actually in the main the Traders Room is full of crusty dirty old men (;-o

Snip is just one of a handful of Tottie MB/Croc are using to entice poor gullible males to the Traders Room in the hope of meeting the opposite sex.

Examples include the latest MoneyAM Dating Agency set up with matching Star signs.

Very concerning.

Cheers

Ash (;-o

Hi Everbody!

Is Snip a Gynaecologist?

:-)

Jeff

Sounds more like (eeek!) a vasectomologist?

Ouch!

LOL

:-)

Jeff

hello jeff.
ash
e-mail on it way.
as for a BULM thread ..... err perhaps i'd better not.

.

Bionic,

Come on give us a Bulmers Thread!

Made me nearly wet myself with hysterics.

Cheers

Ash

Bionic,

Greetings and welcome!

:-)

Jeff

ash
are u sure that your e-mail address is correct?
ps
i was thinking that i could start a place where people who were turned away from the snooty tea room , due to their shabby clothing and unkempt appearance , could meet.
how about "the cider bench"?

Hi,

Hi, Just jumped from ADVFN, I think that ship is sinking. Will mooch around here for a while as their are many names I recognise from lurking on ADVFN for a couple of years.

just seen the rest of this thread. I can`t stop laughing (should I say cackling!!)

Too late ash - she saw it.

Howard,

Sorry miss typed my email address after 17 pints of Scrumpy:- ajames8691@aol.com

Cheers

Ash

PS delete first 9

PPS Like the idea of a rival site to GD's Upmarket Hurray Henry hold The Tearooms, and would very much support concept of The Cider bench for the less reputable types to congregate and talk Meths induced gibberish til the small hours!

Already happens ;)

Juzzle,

You are just jealous that you are on the "too grown up and sensible to be invited to the Cider Bench Thread" list when it opens!

(;-o

Cheers, slurp, dribble

Ash