- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Hi Socks...any chance of a glass of bubbly?

Vasey, what a delight, you are back on your form again. I kept a Magnum on ice just for this occasion. Hold your glass whilst I fill you up.

...Oooooooh, go on then, you rascal!

I take it you're still holding a few DYS then?

Evening campers.

Whats happening with the Wiggy Socs?

Vasey
Yes, they never hit my stop loss, by a whisker I must say, so let's hope the rise is not momentary but the start of a trend.

jeffmack
I've no idea. They just seem to become active over the last few days. Probably the MMs being their usual selves but maybe there is something the city boys know that we don't.

sleep well, Socs - 'night!

Hi All.

Hilary your getting a bit bullish?

Saint Willie,

Hate to say it, but soofhupten wernd ard tu beet larst nite.

8 ball,

It's a worry. Maybe I should check into the Priory for a few days.

Hilary
The monks would be delighted I'm sure!

Evening

Did Anyone check out Lionheart?
The shares were suspended today, will delist tomorrow, so your to late now.

Should be a trouble free 10% gain.

again nar a loss lol

HT.

Ps hi all hows you all doing??

Afternoon all, been an interesting day for the market.

Made the mistake of agreeing to go on a residential course for two weeks on Sunday evening, so will not be anywhere near the web for the duration (unless I can sneak home!!!) But will that make me a sad person????

I need a strong drink, but its a bit early....... Just have to make do with some coffee..............

So the helps gone again! Still no sign of GD..........

Hello fellow inmates.
Sooco is on hols now and will be popping into the tea room during the day on the odd occasion. Won't that be fun!

Very quiet here of late, has the bullish market scared everone off?

[:-)

I like bullish...........

Hi Socs,

Well it's certainly scaring me! Much more of it and I'll have to change my handle to something a bit bovine!

Off now to bury my head in the sand for a few days and hope it'll go away ...... have a nice holiday.

8ball...with you there, reminds me of the crack about the young bull in the field talking to the old bull!..lol

Ursidae....take your head out of the sand you ostrich, why not become a husky?

Have a great w/end everyone....lw

Ursidae
I don't understand, why should your head go away because you bury it in the sand?

I'm glad there is a temporary respite from the bear market. It has caused an awful lot of distress and hardship to many who now have no pensions worth a candle and destroyed some quite respectable companies through no fault of their own. Some needed knocking down I've no doubt. But now there are very few companies sticking to final salary pensions guess where the money released will go. Does the term "fat cats" mean anything I wonder?

The Bull Auction

A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month! What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!"

8 Ball
That's very good. I shall retire to bed laughing.