- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

The Bull Auction

A couple go to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:

"A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year." The wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "See! That was more than 5 times a month!"

The second bull is to be sold: "Another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year." Again the wife bugs her husband: "Hey, that's some 10 times a month! What do YOU say to that?!"

Her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison.

The third bull is up for sale: "And this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"

The wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "That's once a day, every day of the year! How about YOU?!"

The husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "Sure, once a day! But ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!"

8 Ball
That's very good. I shall retire to bed laughing.

Good morning campers, rise & shine. Let's bu up and doing on this bright and showery day. Who's for a game of croquet?

Forky (in a lively mood).

Hi all I has just crossed my mind that the last time we heard from GD was about the same time it was reported that Saddam may have being hit by the preemtive stike at the start of the gulf war so just much of a mad dog is he.

HT.

Now it's time for one of the important decisions which can be life changing events. The big question is, shall I have another cup of tea before I have my corn flakes? Decisions, decisions!

Oh go on, you know you want to....

I bet you say that to all the girls. Morning Jeff!

by it is quite in here has someone died//.

HT.

Everyone I think HT. Popped in this morning as I am on holiday and found - nobody. Not a soul all day. Nice to see you though.

I'll pop in and out.

Sorry! but the retail work is taking some time.

Socs
I was here

Yes, Jeffmack. But are you here now?

Must put the kettle on, her indoors has just left for London so I'm self catering today.

I am here

No Jeffmack, I am here, you must be somewhere else. LOL I'd better put a another cup out then. Unless you are a coffee drinker, then you can make your own.

What are you watching today, I'm having a look at Avon Rubber? I want a couple of solid companies with good yield and no excitement. Avon looks like a good candidate.

I am here too.

Hello Hilary, bit quiet on the markets this week isn't it. I thought I'd enjoy a relaxing week watching all the action and it's all very quiet.

I'm not here, more sort of there, any good to you Forks. Being a banker Jeff's
here, there and everywhere 'as the Beatles' sang.
Beware of Avon rubber Forks as they'll catch you on the bounce AND with Mrs.Fork-Sox away; if the mice play [?] then, be warned, that even Avon wotsits have been known to burst...

Thought no-one was there [or here as the case maybe], seems like there's a lunchtime rush on, can the cafe handle it?

Mrs.lw gone to golf [ladies day], we spent the a.m. in Cape Town, lovely sunny clear day etc.....lw

Saint Willie,

Hurry up and get that new house of yours built! I might be coming to stay.

:-)

lw
I can handle it!

How's life out there? I have relatives near Jo'burg and they sleep with a machine gun on the mantlepiece and a twelve foot wall topped with razor wire around the house. Quite put me off it did.

Can you get a decent snorker out there or is it all antelope sausages?

Socs,

We have to do the same thing here at Mandela House in Peckham.