Time to go for it, girlies !

Any old farts of a grumpy disposition need not apply :)

would luv to park me bike in there....

Colin, Thats a hard one !

Sputters, you know im camera shy, you promised that any pics you took of me where for personal use only?

on a serious note, if i had an arse that nice i think ide be selling it to the highest bidder on ebay:-)

Guys...you've got it all wrong.
That is a dyke on a bike, whistling at the gorgeous girlie on the sidewalk, who is, of course, playing hard to get. ;)

Don't give a monkeys if she's a dyke or not.

That's the peachiest sets of cheeks I've seen in many a year. ;-))

That's the upside of being a girlie, BigA.
We never have a bad bum day. ;)

I'm sure I was behind her (as it were) driving through Menlo Park, California . . .

Evening, choccie.

I saw this...



...and thought of Ian

Is that a cat flap or a mobile phone holder, complete with miniature telephone directory pouch?

Nah!

I've got it. It's a Flavoured Jelly Bean dispenser. I suppose what flavour you get will be totally at random.

Glads its an "Ian"
You`d never catch me in something like that;)

Bet ya would! ;-))

agree with Al - Iain wouldnt be able to run very fast without tripping over the boa.

The 'i' must've got stuck in the catflap :P

So anyway ... anyone for gorgeous?

Please remember to acquaint yourselves with the terms and conditions in the header ;)

;-))))))))))))))))))))))))

Never mind gorgeous. I'd just settle for a woman like this.....

1. I'll swallow it all, I love the taste.
2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink....you want some more?
3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!
4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
5. That was a great fart! Do another one!
6. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
7. You're so sexy when you're hungover.
8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
9. Let's subscribe to the fantasy channel.
10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?
11. Let's go down to the shopping center so you can check out women's asses.
12. I'll be out painting the house.
13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays. I just wish you had time to play on Saturday, too!
14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again. Come see!
15. I know it's a lot tighter back there, but would you please try again?
16. No, no... I'll take the car to have the MOT done.
17. Your mother is way better than mine.
18. Do me a favor. Forget the stupid Valentine's Day thing and go buy new golf clubs.
19. I understand fully. Our anniversary comes every year. You go to the strip club with the guys... it's a great stress reliever.
20. Oh come on... what do you say we get a good porno move, a crate of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Tammy over for a threesome?
21. Oh come on! Not shopping again. Let's go to that new strip club!
22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us. Why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8?
23. You need your sleep ya big silly. Now stop getting up for the baby's night feedings.
24. God, if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!
25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head just for you!

That is just so outrageous, Isaacs!


I mean, it's far too cold for bare skins :P

Quite right, Choccie, stick to the fluffy dressing gown.

Can she cook?

Isaacs;-) what u like, PMSL
I was doing a bit of maths and adding up how many of those 25 ide be able to say to Mick and really mean it;-)