- Welcome to the unofficial dark side of the Bar -

GD's Night Club

- Refreshment for Naughty Goodsouls -

We serve filthy booze in the midnight hour It's a bit Gorgeous  

Come inside, be wild and free, drink yourself silly!

-Feel the spirit of the lost one inside your head?-

Through the locked door behold the secret cavern that holds the stored booze - anyone seen the damn key?

- The Booze Bar Wine & Beer list -

The Beer selection:- (hic)We are always fully stocked with the finest boozePoochies BoddingtonsHoltsMarston Pedigree - Better Brewed in WoodBank's dark mildStormC Guinness Visit Realbeer.comThe Wine selection:-Lilac wine (from the Cafe lilac tree)Chateau Smith Haut Lafitte 2000DP VIN '96 Mighty Micro specialityMumm Napa Blanc de Noirs Vintage 1996 Sterling Vinyards Three Palms Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon (purple velvet!!) Ridge Vineyard's Cabernet, from their ramshackle winery high in the hills above Palo Alto.Niebaum-Coppola's Diamond Zinfandel, goes well with the bread and cheese

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The Bunny food menu- we love Bun buns    | | GD's Club Photo Gallery   Ye Ol'Fish and Chips - cod, haddock and plaice available Mushy peas for those so inclined Ditto baked beans Followed by: Ye Ol'Apple pie and cream For those anti-fish either baked beans or mushy peas on toast can be whipped up for you ;>) Lastly NO requests for chip butties, let's try and be a bit healthy! (Service not included - so serve yourself!!)

Oh go on, you know you want to....

I bet you say that to all the girls. Morning Jeff!

by it is quite in here has someone died//.

HT.

Everyone I think HT. Popped in this morning as I am on holiday and found - nobody. Not a soul all day. Nice to see you though.

I'll pop in and out.

Sorry! but the retail work is taking some time.

Socs
I was here

Yes, Jeffmack. But are you here now?

Must put the kettle on, her indoors has just left for London so I'm self catering today.

I am here

No Jeffmack, I am here, you must be somewhere else. LOL I'd better put a another cup out then. Unless you are a coffee drinker, then you can make your own.

What are you watching today, I'm having a look at Avon Rubber? I want a couple of solid companies with good yield and no excitement. Avon looks like a good candidate.

I am here too.

Hello Hilary, bit quiet on the markets this week isn't it. I thought I'd enjoy a relaxing week watching all the action and it's all very quiet.

I'm not here, more sort of there, any good to you Forks. Being a banker Jeff's
here, there and everywhere 'as the Beatles' sang.
Beware of Avon rubber Forks as they'll catch you on the bounce AND with Mrs.Fork-Sox away; if the mice play [?] then, be warned, that even Avon wotsits have been known to burst...

Thought no-one was there [or here as the case maybe], seems like there's a lunchtime rush on, can the cafe handle it?

Mrs.lw gone to golf [ladies day], we spent the a.m. in Cape Town, lovely sunny clear day etc.....lw

Saint Willie,

Hurry up and get that new house of yours built! I might be coming to stay.

:-)

lw
I can handle it!

How's life out there? I have relatives near Jo'burg and they sleep with a machine gun on the mantlepiece and a twelve foot wall topped with razor wire around the house. Quite put me off it did.

Can you get a decent snorker out there or is it all antelope sausages?

Socs,

We have to do the same thing here at Mandela House in Peckham.

Hilary
Are we talking antelope sausages or machine guns and razor wire? Knowing Peckham I suspect it's the latter.

I was thinking of the latter two, but, now you come to mention it, there was a chap selling antelope sausages from the back of his yellow Robin Reliant only the other day.

Btw, have heard that they're removing the word "gullible" from the new edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?

Gullible, well I believe you if you say so!

Minxie, I'll start on the bedroom tommorrow in that case. At the mo. meeting architects and planning. Hope to appoint the man for the job next week, complete on the land sale end of month, get plans through local authority and start to build at the end of the winter,[late autumn at moment 27degrees] probably Sept/Oct with completion 5-6 months later.
From then on you'll be very welcome to take part in littlewillies african adventures in wonderland, although,of course; like all good african things there will be an initiation ceremony.

Socs, have lovely snorkers here [uk style] although not upto 'old spot' standards, they are excellent. Can also get Kudu,impala,springbok,gemspok and several other types with an afrikaan conatation in them; some exceedingly spicy.
Our Golf & Country Estate has great security and we aren't in a hotspot such as Jo'burg, very peaceful and beautiful wine area, everyone here have huge smiles and when they wish you 'a good day' they mean it so no orders for a Kalashnikov or like.

Re dictionary and correctness, anyone had 'spotted richard' lately*?......


*Not to be answered by Minxie.

See if you can whizz things along a bit with the house please, Saint Willie.

My Sowt Aaaaafricaaan girl friend needs to get married a bit sharpish else she'll be turfed out of the UK together with her 3 month old baby. If things go to plan, the Passport Office will extend her passport for a bit longer and we can all visit Sowt Aaaaafricaaa next year for the wedding. Otherwise, it's Fulham Register Office ....... and quick!